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I have never learnt that there is plenty of time to produce academic work in advance of the deadline given.

Because you need the fear. I love all-nighters the night before deadline day.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 2:51 pm
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The use of common sense and reasoning within any "discussions" with my other half.... you would think after 35 years i would have worked that out...


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:03 pm
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That I should tidy up as I go along, especially when it comes to DIY stuff.

Always end up with having to hunt a tool or part that I know I have but it's sneaked under a rag, bit of packaging or other hidey-hole to taunt me. I work methodically and have things in place to do the job but I always get so engrossed in the task in hand that I lose track of where things are. I always finish with a tidy workspace at the end of the day though, that's usually the point where I find the long-lost part or tool.

I have never learnt that there is plenty of time to produce academic work in advance of the deadline given. Throughout school and university I’d be up burning the midnight oil on deadline day, vowing that “next time I’ll get it finished well in advance”. I’m now (not) writing my MSc dissertation, due in April, could easily have finished it by now but for chronic procrastination. Probably will be doing several all-nighters to get it done in time…..

I figured out in school that if I prepare any documents well in advance they're crap whereas if I left it until the deadline I produce my best work! I seemingly suffer with overthinking things if I have too much time to think about it.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:08 pm
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Because you need the fear. I love all-nighters the night before deadline day.

Theres the "final push" allnighter, sort of satisfying. And the what i like to call "oh **** shit arse i shoukd have opened the book before midnight of deadline day" they suck the most hairiest of balls.

Totally unrelated, does anyone know anything about Tracking Dune Erosion using remotes sensing and Google Earth Engine?


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:09 pm
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is this a 5 minute argument,  or the full half hour?

how can it be full if it's half?


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:36 pm
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how can it be full if it’s half?

If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:43 pm
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And the what i like to call “oh **** shit arse i shoukd have opened the book before midnight of deadline day” they suck the most hairiest of balls.

In this situation you should ask STW in a panic. 😉


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:44 pm
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Ahahahah perchy did really well on my hand in.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 3:54 pm
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Go for a slash [i]before[/i] starting working on something in the garage!


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 4:43 pm
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How to cook rice perfectly - I think I've managed once in my life and can't remember which of the various methods worked (Certainly the instructions on the packet never result in perfect rice).


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 5:21 pm
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I used to excited and up for the first Test of an Ashes series in the 90s and early noughties. By approximately 2.30pm on that first day I was usually questioning why I hadn't learned my lesson.

Although England did win the first test in 1997, so the hope lasted a tiny bit longer.....before being humped again in the remaining matches, with a consolation win at the Oval when the Aussies wanted to get on an earlier flight home.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 5:38 pm
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Not leaving unattended for a nanosecond anything that I ever want to see again.

My OH is a serial putter-away-of-things. Which is great except:

1) She has no concept of the notion that something might have been put somewhere for a reason. Like, I'll put carrier bags next to the door so that I don't forget to pick them up when I go shopping later that day. She'll tidy them away, then I'll get to the shop and find I have no bags. They're "bags for life" alright, they never leave the goddamn house.

2) She has no concept of "in use". My life is basically like when you're baking and get out the flour, then get out the eggs and turn back to find that the flour's already disappeared.

3) There is absolutely no logic or consistency to it, which makes the aspie bit of my brain scream. I spent like two hours the other day looking for a specific tee-shirt that I wanted as part of a costume for a murder-mystery video call, it finally fetched up in my sock drawer. Nothing else in there other than socks and one tee-shirt. WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER AM I LIVING WITH?!

There is at least four places in the house which contains spare lightbulbs, that's three too many. *twitch*

4) I can - well, could before I moved house - immediately lay my hands on something trivial that I hadn't touched for 20 years. She on the other hand has no recollection so I can't even go "where's my tee-shirt?" I was recently in the bad books for two days because I'd lost the keys to her old house, "this is why you should have given them to me" etc. They turned up in her ****ing handbag.

I love her dearly, but if she ever decides to tidy my office she's going in the canal.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 5:59 pm
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@Cougar.

I'll meet you on the common on Sunday morning at 8.00am.

I'll have a box with two flintlock pistols in and you'll need to find yourself a seconder.

A duel is the only way to settle this as you have clearly been living with my wife.

Quite how you have done this without my knowledge is beyond me, but as I seem to spend a massive amount of my spare time with my head in cupboards, drawers or sheds looking for stuff, I can only assume I was distracted.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 6:21 pm
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I will have just one beer after our Saturday ride 🙁


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 6:28 pm
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OH niggles here I come...

She puts away everything in the cutlery drawer just as you would expect (l to r is forks, knives, spoons all lined up and neat- so far so good). But...

BUT...

She will throw the teaspoons into their compartment any which way - pointing up, pointing down rather than all neatly pointing the same way.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 6:29 pm
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BUT…

She will throw the teaspoons into their compartment any which way – pointing up, pointing down rather than all neatly pointing the same way.

You wouldn't lay a new patio 'any which way', would you.....?

🤔


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 6:59 pm
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She puts away everything in the cutlery drawer just as you would expect (l to r is forks, knives, spoons all lined up and neat- so far so good). But…

Say what! So far, so bad. I'll let this go, just this once as that MUST have been a typo. L to R, knife, fork, spoon. I am shocked that I actually needed to spell that out! I thought I was amongst decent people not savages!


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 7:26 pm
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I did wonder if Cougar had married my wife's long lost twin.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 7:29 pm
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Liquid soap dispensers are great for washing up liquid


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:14 pm
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One lesson I have learned quite well is not to live with a woman! 😂


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:27 pm
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After reading some of the posts on here I am much happier about living alone and having to do my own washing up, even with the ridiculous amount of bubbles.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:42 pm
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Say what! So far, so bad. I’ll let this go, just this once as that MUST have been a typo. L to R, knife, fork, spoon. I am shocked that I actually needed to spell that out! I thought I was amongst decent people not savages!

We debated this on here a while ago and concluded that people like you are basically sick perverts. When I’m in charge you’ll be first on the boats.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:48 pm
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In answer to the OP - All of them.

On the cutlery front, who are you weirdos? I just randomly put things in the drawer wherever I feel like. Embrace the chaos! Life is too short for arranging forks and spoons.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:52 pm
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One lesson I have learned quite well is not to live with a woman

And hows married life with Colin working out for you Dezzy? Everything you always hoped it would be? 😉


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 8:56 pm
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Its a dream 😎


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:04 pm
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A cutlery draw has slots for different cutlery items. If it was to be thrown in hotchpotch it wouldn’t have the slots. Anyone who doesn’t adhere to this probably wears flip flops all year round!


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:16 pm
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I just put random things in the slots. Flip flops? Barefoot apart from work and Autumn and Winter. First it’s organising the cutlery drawer, then comes alphabetising your music collection. Next thing you know there’s bodies to hide. Slippery slope being organised.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:23 pm
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I just randomly put things in the drawer wherever I feel like. Embrace the chaos! Life is too short for arranging forks and spoons.

POIDH


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:25 pm
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If I didn’t do it to start with wouldn’t I just mess up the drawer before taking photos?

I’ve got two young kids. Organising cutlery is way down on my list of priorities. About ten steps below picking Cheerios out of the radiator


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:28 pm
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Not buying breakdown cover. I've never had it in my life, Not for any particular reason, I just never think to buy it. Until I'm at the other end of the country and I hear a weird noise... thankfully I've never broken down, well, except once when I got a hundred yards down the road and my alternator died.

Regarding the washing up liquid thing: Surely too little is worse than too much? So a big ol' squeeze for me and a rinse under the hot tap.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:32 pm
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Buying shoes online. I think they might come in handy even if they're crap and don't fit very well.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 9:47 pm
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L to R, knife, fork, spoon. I am shocked that I actually needed to spell that out!

This was a recent thread.

All other things aside, why on god's green earth would you put knives to the left of forks? Have you ever even seen a place setting?

A cutlery draw

You've got a sketch of your cutlery?

Here's a lesson you never learned: it's a ****ing DRAWER. Why is this particular eggcorn so bloody pervasive? They're not even homonyms.

Gets right on my tats.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 10:21 pm
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All other things aside, why on god’s green earth would you put knives to the left of forks? Have you ever even seen a place setting?

I'm an institutionalised ex Squaddie. On kit checks and locker inspections it's always laid out as knife, fork, spoon. Packing lists for exercises and courses always just say 'KFS'. These things stick with you. That, and the voices.... 😆


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 10:28 pm
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Three marriages, several live in girlfriends.....
Oh and the ‘not quite full enough’ kettle walk.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 10:51 pm
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On kit checks and locker inspections it’s always laid out as knife, fork, spoon.

Fair enough. Point stands though, it's still barking.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 10:58 pm
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I’m an institutionalised ex Squaddie. On kit checks and locker inspections it’s always laid out as knife, fork, spoon. Packing lists for exercises and courses always just say ‘KFS’. These things stick with you.

I've always seen and used KFS without thinking why, presumably as the son of an ex serviceman 🤔


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 11:02 pm
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If you need a mnemonic to remember which order the cutlery goes in a drawer, something somewhere has gone very badly wrong with the universe.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 11:05 pm
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...and KFS is useful to remember in the services since in the requirement for emergency weaponry then that is also the order of effectiveness.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 11:15 pm
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If you need a mnemonic to remember which order the cutlery goes in a drawer, something somewhere has gone very badly wrong with the universe.

Its a simple abbreviation not a mnemonic 😛 and I don't "need" it, because I do it automatically. If you think that has upset the space time continuum you'd freak out when you see how I fold my t-shirts or iron a shirt!

I was a junior soldier at an army apprentice college for the impressionable years of 16 to 18 and served for another 22 years after that. It has left it's mark, KFS is the least of it.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 11:24 pm
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So.... about teaspoons 😹


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 11:36 pm
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Mmmmm I thought my wife worked apparently she's wifing around all over the place.

The dreaded hidey tidy. Where things are tidied but who knows where.
We've got a drawer full of tea towels, like can barely open full, OH keeps batteries in there but finds it hard to open so we have the same tea towels on rotation and new batteries bought on special even though we need AAA and they're AA, that'll be fine.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 8:24 am
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I'll just drop this little nugget...

My cutlery sits parallel to the draw front. Knives forks spoons teaspoons front to back.

Ergonomics innit.

I will never learn that grabbing a pair of socks and leaving house doesn't actually mean they're two matching socks... Yet if i put the brown sauce back in the cupboard in the wrong place....


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 8:46 am
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IT’S.

A.

DRAWER.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 9:21 am
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God damn it i know that aswell.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 9:28 am
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As well. Two words.

Well this thread has taken a turn for the weird. Who knew cutlery organisation could be such a hot topic?


 
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