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Has an automatic filter been applied to stw for certain phrases? I'm sure I wrote something about visiting her back door
Danny B, your dark side has been emerging over the last few threads you've posted on?!
Cheers
Al Capone
I had similar with a neighbour - agreed with everyone sharing the same access road a punitive sum towards the work I did on it (filling in potholes etc). £25 each to cover the Type 1 and a whacker plate hire. I took two days off work and froze my ass off doing it.
Everyone paid up (almost all gave extra - wine/beers etc as a thank you). This bint - nothing. I went round a week later and asked her directly and she denied knowing how much she owed me so I told her again and she promised she'd drop a cheque round. Of course it never happened and (despite my wife's protestations) decided I was above chasing her for it and decided to forget it. Never spoke to her again though. Cow.
this one was once living abroad with some dodgy Russian mobster type,...really the signs were there...
thestabiliser - Member
Checklist:
Lime
Shovel
Plastic sheeting
shoe covers
balaclava
sharp knife
car with a good sized boot
overalls
And once you've [b]replastered her outhouse[/b] ask her for your money back.
Fantastic euphemism! 😀
Well?? What happened??? I'm literally sitting in the edge of my seat... This is more riveting than the Gold Blend adverts... 😉
Well?? What happened??? I'm literally sitting in the edge of my seat... This is more riveting than the Gold Blend adverts
I charge £20 for storytelling....
anyway just text her,...she harped on about coming to see this apartment before I left...
so just told her she's running out of time because i'm leaving later this week to come and take a look...
i'm not expecting an answer, just hope it made her heart race a little faster
You ARE holding out for the old 5-knuckle-shuffle aren't you! You old rascal, you!
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You'll never see that £20. But as you're moving out, why not get another neighbour to lend you £40. Tell them neighbour no1 will pay it back.
😉Ninja edit hey? Now it doesn't make sense
You could enlist the services of Phil Mitchell 😉
cockdrop her, its the only way