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We’re going out at 7:45. Smart do… frock and suit job.

Between now and then we have to.

1) Feed the kid
2) Feed ourselves.
3) Bath the kid, read him a story and get him to bed.
4) Get ourselves ready

So at 5:50 what does she do? She starts painting the bathroom door frame.

No understand.


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:27 pm
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she wants another baby


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:28 pm
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Perhaps she's got it into her mind to invite everybody back later for a party in the bathtub?


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:29 pm
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don't go there, she is a different species.


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:30 pm
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She's having another baby... in 9 weeks!


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:30 pm
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More sex needed. Or chocolate. Or both. Or make it easy on yourself with a pair of Jimmy Choo's finest.


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:32 pm
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She's having another baby... in 9 weeks!

there's your answer then!


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:33 pm
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there's your answer then!

Indeed it is
They're bloody mad as it gets near to dropping time


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:35 pm
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She starts painting the bathroom door frame.

Obviously she has the common sense to realise she won't have time to paint the bathroom door.

What's your problem ?


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:35 pm
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She's having another baby... in 9 weeks!

Same here! It's called 'nesting' and in its a right pain in the rear!

We are about to get some free loft insulation - what did Mrs T do after this had all been explained?! Found free loft insulation via her rellies in South Wales got them to lift it then me to drive down and pick it up - this 'free' insulation has now cost me £60 and all associated hassle!!!

Defo Nesting mate - don't question it - say nothing - step away from the woman armed with the paint brush (oh! Suggest 'loft conversion' and then run away!!!)


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:37 pm
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A lady has 3 hormones typically...

Hormone 1 dictates) I need to go shopping..

Hormone 2 dictates) I really neeeed to go in that card shop while out shopping...

Hormone 3 dictates) he's bloody well in for it when he gets home... in fact he's dead !!!!

(Married 29yrs) a born survivor me.. 😉


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:39 pm
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Ladies of STW. Some insight into the female mind please.

LOL .... not much of that going on 8)


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:46 pm
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LOL .... not much of that going on

Plenty of 'handlers' tho' 😆


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:49 pm
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She's been boffing FatSimon all day and is a bit tired.


 
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Harry_the_Spider - She's multi tasking of course!


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:50 pm
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Steady on there Flashy.


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:52 pm
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😈

😉


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 6:54 pm
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Cpt F - say it with words 🙄


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 7:17 pm
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Yes 'nesting' hormones.
We Ladies do very odd things when pregnant.

Did she ask you to paint the door last week though? I find if I ask mr. bunnyhop to do something it won't get done NOW (when I want it), it'll be in a couple of weeks. Sigh.
So quite often we women just end up doing things ourselves.


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 8:13 pm
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We Ladies do very odd things when pregnant.

Just when pregnant bunnyhop? 😆


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 8:18 pm
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O.K tankslapper, I give in. All the time is the correct answer.
However I, along with alot of the mtbing ladies are tomboys, so may not fit in with the norm.
I am not keen on shopping. Also don't have many shoes for example. 😮


 
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Maybe that's her new craving! Friend recently craved sellotape during pregnancy!! Yes new fresh rolls of sellotape that she could smell and inahel! weird .. having not had a kid and all!!!


 
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I am not keen on shopping. Also don't have many shoes for example.

Really!!!???? 😯


 
Posted : 24/07/2009 9:58 pm
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[i]Friend recently craved sellotape during pregnancy!![/i]

Perhaps she was craving the [url=

of love[/url].


 
Posted : 25/07/2009 1:35 pm