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dry my body as I forgot a towel today.
The right thing to do is put it back in the kitchen and watch my colleagues dry their mugs with it, right?
There is no way I'd touch any part of my body with our office tea towel!
Why not, you've just rubbed their collective wee, snot and dead skin over yourself anyhow.
The right thing to do is
Go and have another shower, god knows what was on that tea towel
Thankfully the towel [i]was[/i] fresh and clean before I got hold of it.
You couldn't dry yourself on our office tea towel - it no longer bends, unless you count the caterpillar motion it tries to make as the lights come on.
you've just rubbed their collective wee, snot and dead skin over yourself anyhow
What the hell has he been doing??
The Southern Yeti - Member
Thankfully the towel was fresh and clean before I got hold of it.
How sure are you of that fact?
Whoever took it home to clean may have flossed between their bumcheeks with it before bringing it back in.
Whoever took it home to clean....
What kind of tinpot third world hellhole do you work in that someone has to take tea towels home to wash them 😆
The right thing to do now is get yourself dressed.
Failing that, walk around as you are and whip people with your new towel like some kind of changing room jock.
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What kind of tinpot third world hellhole do you work in that someone has to take tea towels home to wash them
I once had a job where the general manager took home the tea towels once a month to clean them. Now I think about it, i'm not sure how that makes me feel.
OP, can you send it to me along with the worn pants I ordered? PayPal gift still ok?
What kind of tinpot third world hellhole do you work in that someone has to take tea towels home to wash them
What's the other option?
Does your office have a washing machine? Or do you just buy a new tea towel every week?
I still demand to know how PISS gets on a tea towel!
What's the other option?
Umm, an external facilities management company who come at lunchtime and again in the evening?
DD - following a recent spree of bike crashes I have a large selection of soiled bandages too.
I still demand to know how PISS gets on a tea towel!
If you want to get technical, I suspect it is the same way it gets on peanuts served in a bowl at a bar :(.
an external facilities management company who come at lunchtime and again in the evening?
Are they staffed by 14-year old boys?
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Right so an "external facilities management company" employs someone to... err... take the tea towels home and wash them?
That's completely different 😆
Cougar - Moderator
an external facilities management company who come at lunchtime and again in the evening?
Are they staffed by 14-year old boys?
[s]Would you like a link?[/s]
Edit: damn it no i don't have one
Teadophile.
I still demand to know how PISS gets on a tea towel!
I guess it can happen easily enough when you're wiping down your sweaty crack with it, specially if you maybe push it in a little too far. Just a thought.
avdave2 - Member
I guess it can happen easily enough when you're wiping down your sweaty crack with it, specially if you maybe push it in a little too far. Just a thought.
Probably explains the blood as well
My local pub is great- award winning proper ale etc etc.
However there's no way I am touching the towel on the radiator in the bogs.
So people are actually more disgusting than I actually thought... and I knew they were pretty disgusting.
I'm upset now.
It was probably earlier used to wipe the seat.
So people are actually more disgusting than I actually thought... and I knew they were pretty disgusting.
I'm upset now.
People are much worse than you could possibly imagine
This finally explains how they got those towels in the 80s washing powder adverts: "Blood, sweat, gravy and egg."
"Blood, sweat, gravy and egg."
Something to do with choking a chicken?
You have a tea towel in your office? Bl**dy flash ba****ds......
OP reported to the RSPB.
It may be the most common owl in Britain but it's still deserving of our protection.
perchypanther - MemberOP reported to the RSPB.
It may be the most [s]common owl[/s] [i]overdone joke[/i] in Britain [s]but it's still deserving of our protection.[/s]
You of all people PP we hold to higher standards of punning.
"Blood, sweat, gravy and egg."
Good name for a band.
You of all people PP we hold to higher standards of punning
Committed to keeping the classics alive.
It's part of our cultural heritage innit?
Or do you just buy a new tea towel every week?
Genuine question. Do you really make a tea towel last a week?
piemonster - Member
Or do you just buy a new tea towel every week?Genuine question. Do you really make a tea towel last a week?
Why wouldn't it? I mean the washing up only gets done when the help come on a Friday.
You ming.
In fact, you ming more than something truly minging that's just won first prize in Britain's Most Minging Thing competition.
Hth.
"Blood, sweat, gravy and egg."
Reminds me of a recent session.
Rusty Spanner
You ming.
In fact, you ming more than something truly minging that's just won first prize in Britain's Most Minging Thing competition.
More than this guy in fact:
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Committed to keeping the classics alive.
It's part of our cultural heritage innit?
Those that forget their history are doomed to repeat it.
What's the other option?Does your office have a washing machine? Or do you just buy a new tea towel every week?
A big drawer full of lovely clean tea towels, delivered by a company that also take away the dirty ones in the basket, and wash them.
(Ps, one tea towel a week! You also work in a tinpot hellhole 😆 )
You lot don't know you're born. I have to windmill my cup with my arm in order to dry it. Towels, oh how the other half live
[i]I have to windmill my cup with my arm[/i]
Evertime you do this in the future I want you to imagine you're Pete Townsend and yell "Won't Get Fooled Again!!"
I have to windmill my cup with my arm
I hope you don't have any beakers.
Genuine question. Do you really make a tea towel last a week?
In the house? Yeah easily. But then 99% of the washing and drying gets done in the dishwasher and the stuff washed in the sink is usually just left to drip dry.
In the office, we have disposable paper towels, but again it all gets done in a dishwasher anyway.
I knew someone who once went in to work early and found the cleaner washing her cloths in the water boiler for the tea.
I knew someone who once went in to work early and found the cleaner washing her cloths in the water boiler for the tea.
At least the cloths would be clean though Peter!
I laughed at work once (just the once mind) when prison staff on B wing threatened to withdraw the microwave that prisoners were using cos it wasn't being cleaned as no-one took responsibility. I happened to see the state of the microwave in the staff room & nearly puked!
'Health hazard' wasn't the phrase.
Teadophile.
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