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Strong DM style email sent to Heinz customer care line.
It's disgusting and look at the bloody size of it.
Congratulations! You've found Shergar.
Wouldn't have happened if you'd make it yourself 🙂
Ligament?
Neigh.
Toddler's windpipe?
I'd send it to a paper, just for shits and giggles. They'll love a bit of iffy food-chain-of-custody story right now
What do you think goes into a big soup, Fillet of unicorn?
Mmmm, protein.
Maybe a case of MTFU 😉
its a tapeworm. probably crawled out of your bottom last night and has hidden in your soup hoping for re-ingestion.
Did you get the bit between your teeth ? I would have thought that large soup manufacturers are hardly likely to be using quality cuts any more so than burger producers.
Its like the Willy Wonka golden ticket, only a bit more chewy - you've won a surreal and exciting tour of the abattoir.
How does Danger Mouse write emails?
DezB - I was twisting my brain for a second there!
Cripes - I have no idea.
DM = Daily Mail (as I'm sure you're aware)
Large horse bogie ?
Well it is BIG soup!
DezB - Member
How does Danger Mouse write emails?
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I dont know, how does Danger mouse write emails ?
Nom.
Er, struggling.. with a erm PEN-fold ?
Best I could do I'm afraid
The Heinz Prometheus tie-in.
You sure it didn't just burst out of your chest!!
I knew I'd seen it before somewhere
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That's a Badger penis
New Seaweed range
Make sure you eat all your vegetables
I think you'll find the size of it would justify the 'Big Soup' claim! Therefore you have no basis for complaint sir!!
Why have I got such a strong feeling of déjà vu?
I think it may have come from Withnail and I's sink.
jamie - is this what you're recalling?
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This was found in a Heinze Scotch Broth in Dec 2011.
[quote=Jamie ]Why have I got such a strong feeling of déjà vu?
I wondered the same, I knew I'd seen something similar!
Why is it always you that finds these Derek?
Does your neighbour take your shopping delivery in for you when you're out?
jamie - is this what you're recalling?
That would probably explain it. I knew it wasn't the only 'mystery meat next to a ruler' I had seen this lifetime.
It's a warning from your next door neighbour.
thats nigerian steak my friend.