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Bit into a strawberry, which exploded resulting in juice all over my shirt sleeve and desk. It's bloody dangerous working here.
I guess it's my fault for not doing a proper risk assessment.
It's the juicy oranges that'll do for me
can't believe no one has mentioned the threat posed by cherry tomatoes yet
Ever tried opening a tin of sardines? Living hell!
Toastie sarnie filling ejection onto keyboard survivor here. #YWNWA
Have you been on the appropriate training course? If not, you'll be in trouble.......
what sort of loser "bites into" a strawberry ?
or are you tiny, like this poor person ?
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These weren't just any Strawberries, they were M&G Strawberries 8)
I'd hate top have a job where I have to bite into my own food. I have someone prepare it and then feed me small bite size pieces. I feel for you.
squeezing a lemon segment on to fish always results in juice in the eye and pips on the fish.
is that a late entry for yesterday's headline writing thread, whisn ?
I had a fairly serious tomato soup/white shirt incident at lunchtime today, hoping I make it through the day.
Puts fruit back in lunch box, picks up crisps. Phew, close call!
I managed to avoid being drenched with iced Riesling today.
My boss, not so much.
Once I asked for beetroot in my sandwich. oh the horror.
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I just had a nectarine at my desk.
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