Paddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off.
So off they went to the unemployment office together.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs".
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, and gave him £80.00 a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitter's are skilled labour".
What skill? Yelled Paddy." I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts 'em over his head and says:
"Yep, diesel fitter .........."
Paddy and Mick are at the job centre looking for work. They come across a sign that says "tree fellers wanted". Paddy says to Mick, "Ahhh, what a pity there's only the two of us!"
I'll get your coats.
racist
I agree, racist and reported.
There may be children reading this forum, think of how they'd feel about this thread.
What race is this offending exactly?
is it not pikey-ist??
be careful they'll over charge you next time you want your driveway tarmacing
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What race is this offending exactly?
the race of professional comedians
The race of [b]the stupid and easily offended for no reason[/b].
Hairychested - MemberThe race of the stupid and easily offended for no reason.
or STW for short
Ron, read your piece in the Guardian (i think) today. It's a tough life eh?
An Irishman making Irish jokes - I'm appalled!!!!!
I've just reported myself and ritual flogging with a rubber wellington will ensue!
I know one too but it requires me whispering which I can't do on here.
slapper, you should be ashamed of yourself, you thick mick
Lanesra - were you bullied at school per chance?.
cheers deadly - or should I say Scooby Doo stylee..............Rude Boy!
Points and Waves*
nobeerinthefridge 🙄
Next time i'll make sure I add a 🙄 and 😆 just so you know I'm joking
The race of the stupid and easily offended for no reason.
I was joking. And you were offended.
oops!
tankslapper, you do realise were both of the same island...don't want to get myself banned in case you're one of these report-this-post types 😛
Du.
deadly
Never reported anyone on this forum......too much of a sense of humour. What part of God's own are you from then?
P.S. Mark I love you xx
Limerick...don't mention the phrase please, hehe. Not anymore, I left before they all started shooting one another. Back in my day, we just used blades man.
**** me! 😯
Stab City!!! Eeek!
I'll tar yer drive fer ye mista! Cheap jab! Cheap Jab!
So your either a relation of the Cranberry's a 'traveller' or (Physco) Roy Keane's auntie!
Actually, don't laugh, but I went to school with the drummer from the cranberries!!!
I bloody knew it!
Ah well deadly at least your not the other two options. Are you!!!!!????
My fav was that stupid bint who won £19million in the Euromillions in Limerick and announced it in a bar in the city!!! What a twit! But where would you live in Oirland if you were a multi millionaire? killiney, Dun Loaghaire? etc No - BUILD A FORTIFIED MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! What a complete ****i eeeeeejit!
