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[url= https://www.sis.gov.uk/careers/roles/trades-services/facilities-operative.html ]ยฃ24k, central london[/url]


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 5:00 pm
 Drac
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I can't believe what happened next!


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 5:02 pm
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I can see the Scene with Q in the lab and he's issuing a bemused Bond a new Ikea hex key. Although now I've thought it how would Sean Connery say Ikea?


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 6:09 pm
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MI6 strives for diversity in the workplace

Is that why they've been talking about Idris Elba for the next Bond?


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 6:12 pm
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I wonder how the 00 section will take to risk assessments for work at height.


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 6:34 pm
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You'll even be involved in carpet laying and larger scale maintenance projects on occasions.

Oooohh! Exciting!

You should not discuss your application with anyone other than your partner or a close family member. They should also be made aware of the importance of discretion.

Really...? It's FM not espionage!


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 6:56 pm
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Can you not see why it might not be the best idea to advertise you work there in any role?


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 7:06 pm
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I wonder how the 00 section will take to risk assessments for work at height.

Risk / Benefit.


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 7:08 pm
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You'll even be involved in carpet laying and larger scale maintenance projects on occasions

New patio behind No.11?


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 7:09 pm
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24k! WTF are you supposed to do with that in central London?


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 8:21 pm
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24k! WTF are you supposed to do with that in central London?

Live 200 miles away and commute in by car each day like everyone else ๐Ÿ˜‰

On the plus side (for Russia and China), if you want MI6 bugged you know their facility team are paid a pittance so would plant bugs for an Oyster card top up...


 
Posted : 06/10/2015 8:38 pm
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Adding to my new career search lol


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 3:56 pm
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24k! WTF are you supposed to do with that in central London?

Spend nearly all of it on Starbucks pa.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 5:36 pm
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Can you not see why it might not be the best idea to advertise you work there in any role?

Wasn't being entirely serious...


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:17 pm