Jeremy Corbyn

"I reckon your level of understanding of politics probably explains why you haven't voted for 30 years."

😆

"Binners isn't left-wing, he isn't right-wing, he isn't anything ...... he's just "anti-everything"."

I've yet to find out if he is in fact pro-[i]anything[/i]. 🙄

Binners it appears you will be first up against the wall come the revolution....

No you start off by shooting the innocent ones. It terrifies the guilty.

Is this pointless thread still going?

I'm not really paying attention to it, you see....

CaptainFlashheart - Member

I'm not really paying attention to it, you see....

And I can see that you still can't think of anything constructive to say. But I'm strangely not surprised.

Binners isn't left-wing, he isn't right-wing, he isn't anything ...... he's just "anti-everything".

I fear for his sanity.

Not that I'm involved in the imminent bloodbath even in an emotional sense, but IMHO, any leader worth his or her salt would have seen this coming and "lead" the party away from any possibility of the current embarrassment. He's (was) supposed to be leading all the different sections including the PLP.

Unless, of course, Jeremy and his sidekicks intended all along to force the issue to have an ideological spring-clean.

Still won't make the conservative English voters allow them power however, and in that, binners has a point.

I like pies. I'm generally pro-pie! Do we know the bearded messiahs stance on pies? Isn't he a veggie? I bet he thinks a casserole with a puff pastry lid is pie. He looks the type. I could never vote for a man like that

[b]NEVER!!![/b]

I could have posted a half page diatribe, but, like most of the thread, it would have been an utter waste of time.

But hey, as long as you crazy kids are having fun!

I could have posted a half page diatribe, but, like most of the thread, it would have been an utter waste of time.

But presumably you don't think reading half a page of my diatribe is an utter waste of time, which is why you keep clicking on the thread.

Commisar Lynch is currently composing his little red troll book and it has a list....

"I could have posted a half page diatribe, but, like most of the thread, it would have been an utter waste of time."

"But presumably you don't think reading half a page of my diatribe is an utter waste of time, which is why you keep clicking on the thread."

Boom.

Do you actually think anyone bothers reading all the waffle, yours included?

Of course I don't read it.

A fart in a tornado. Utterly pointless.

As a six-year-old government at a time of national turmoil, that kind of lead is worth much more to the Tories than protest polls generated by the unpopularity of a Labour government in office. They are the kind of figures that incumbent politicians dream of.

Don't worry about 'The List' oldmanmtb. As the Glorious Leader himself said "we don't do malice".

The fact that he was sat in a lair underneath a volcano, stroking a white cat at the time, made some question his commitment to the sentiment, but I'm sure it'll all be fine. Everyone of the left is, by definition, lovely and non-violent as they don't eat bacon butties or kebabs.

That in itself would make me violent, but apparently this isn't the case....

Mr Woppit - Member

Not that I'm involved in the imminent bloodbath even in an emotional sense, but IMHO, any leader worth his or her salt would have seen this coming and "lead" the party away from any possibility of the current embarrassment. He's (was) supposed to be leading all the different sections including the PLP.

If the PLP were dying of thirst, and Corbyn said "Let's go to the pub, I'll buy you all a pint", they'd variously declare they weren't thirsty, that nobody would ever vote for people that go to pubs, that there was no such thing as a pub, that buying them all a pint was uncosted and irresponsible, that they were already in the pub, or that though they had always wanted to go to the pub, Corbyn wasn't the right man to take them there. And as they all died of thirst, their last words would be "This is Corbyn's fault for not leading us to the pub.!"

Binners isn't left-wing, he isn't right-wing, he isn't anything ...... [b]he's just "anti-everything[/b]".

Binners is Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my £5

Legal arguments today .. should Corbyn be on the ballot without 50 MP/MEPs EDIT: decision Thursday, could be appealed of course.

oldmanmtb - Member

Commisar Lynch is currently composing his little red troll book and it has a list....

I think the point was already understood when you said [i]"Binners it appears you will be first up against the wall come the revolution...."[/i]

Can you think of another one ?

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Mr Woppit - Member

binners has a point.

I think it's probably fair to say that quite a few people think that binners has a point, ie, all the Tory supporters on here. They have certainly lavished praise on his unrestrained and eloquent rants. Which is hardly surprising really. I'm sure the one about Rolf Harris making a better Labour leader than Corbyn was a big hit.

Speaker John Bercow tells Labour MP Seema Malhotra claims of unauthorised entry into her office not a possible breach of Commons rules

So they did not break the rules..I am sure this outcome will get as much attention as the claim that was not upheld

Everyone of the left is, by definition, lovely and non-violent as they don't eat bacon butties or kebabs.

That in itself would make me violent, but apparently this isn't the case.

Peace Brother Peace 8)

Binners would rather vote for a child molester? 😯

I miss the days when I was ernies lest favourite guardian leaning pseudo lefty 😉

CaptainFlashheart - Member

Do you actually think anyone bothers reading all the waffle, yours included?

Of course I don't read it.

A fart in a tornado. Utterly pointless.

I have no idea. But I assume that you keep reading mine as you keep responding to my posts.

Or do you get some else to read them for you ?

JY - You're still on 'The List' comrade

Come the glorious revolution..... 😉

Junkyard - lazarus

I miss the days when I was ernies lest favourite guardian leaning pseudo lefty

No need Junkyard, I still don't have much time for pseudo lefties.

I think binners has probably noticed.

I wasn't responding to your post. I was responding to the thread, and referencing your earlier, accurate, comment on the futility of it. But, if it would make you feel like a special little snowflake, you keep on believing that I'm hanging on your every word.

Hint - I'm not.

You've only really made it into the big league when he's trawling through your posts from 10 months ago for quotes

I wouldnt wish that on anyone. Re-reading the shite I posted up last year. Probably while drunk, or sniffing glue, or in a pie coma

Lefties are funny! 😆

clodhopper - Member

Binners would rather vote for a child molester?

That's a bit unfair clodhopper. Binner's point was that Corbyn is less popular than a well-known peadophile. If there's one thing binners doesn't like doing it's to understate the point he's trying to make.

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CaptainFlashheart - Member

.....you keep on believing that I'm hanging on your every word.

I would be more than happy if you didn't read my posts. Do you think that you can manage to do that?

binners - Member

Re-reading the shite I posted up last year. Probably while drunk, or sniffing glue, or in a pie coma

You were incapacitated last year ? Well that explains a lot.

It's lucky that you're not posting any shite this year, isn't it ?

Flashy has his man-servant read then give a brief, concise synopsis of every thread then beats him until he comes up with a pithy reposte that suitably amuses him.

It's nothing personal

Did you not know this?

"I wouldnt wish that on anyone. Re-reading the shite I posted up last year. Probably while drunk, or sniffing glue, or in a pie coma"

What's your excuse this year then?

I've just seen this........the man who wishes to be the next Prime Minister going to work this morning :

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Has he no shame throwing his leg over a Raleigh dressed as a geography teacher approaching retirement?

He's even wearing those sandals that I wore when I was six years old.

EDIT : And why aren't those roses red ?

Binners wins...

Ernie why are you so sarcastic and moody all the time, these must be heady days for you ATM. Your efforts are making a real difference. Not far now, stay strong camarada.

I think clicking on this thread is like driving past a crash on the motorway...you know you shouldn't look, but you just can't help it! 🙁

ok thats it there is no way i can vote for a man with a stem like that

Anyone but Corbyn from now on

ok thats it there is no way i can vote for a man with a stem like that

However, I've seen photos of him with other bikes, so maybe he scores well for having n+1. I'm torn.

"If the PLP were dying of thirst, and Corbyn said "Let's go to the pub, I'll buy you all a pint", they'd variously declare they weren't thirsty, that nobody would ever vote for people that go to pubs, that there was no such thing as a pub, that buying them all a pint was uncosted and irresponsible, that they were already in the pub, or that though they had always wanted to go to the pub, Corbyn wasn't the right man to take them there. And as they all died of thirst, their last words would be "This is Corbyn's fault for not leading us to the pub.!""

So not an ideal choice for Labour leader.

I think it's probably fair to say that quite a few people think that binners has a point, ie, all the Tory supporters on here.

Oh. Are you saying, as a Marxist non-Tory, that a Corbyn/McDonnell-led Labour Party will get the vote of the "Middle Englanders" who ensured Tony Blair victories in the past?

I think you may have become delusional.

Beer?

Will there be sandwiches?

Basically Wopster, word from the bunker is...

"If you're not with us, you're against us"

"If you are not part of the solution, you're part of the problem"

Obviously this new kinder, gentler, more inclusive type of politics, as the polls show today, has enormous electoral appeal.

Only a cynic would suggest that the comrades of Momentum have singularly failed to understand the most basic element of a democracy. That it might be an idea to try to convince people to vote for you, rather than, say, lecture them on why they're wrong, abuse and denounce them as traitors, and maybe add in some (extremely)!thinly veiled threats for good measure. And that's just labour members and voters. Before you get on to the charm offensive for floating voters, or undecided potential Tory's....

They're a bright bunch

Mr Woppit - Member

"I think it's probably fair to say that quite a few people think that binners has a point, ie, all the Tory supporters on here".

Oh. Are you saying, as a Marxist non-Tory, that a Corbyn/McDonnell-led Labour Party will get the vote of the "Middle Englanders" who ensured Tony Blair victories in the past?

I would have thought that it was ridiculously clear what I was saying.

But I'll try to make even easier to understand if it helps you. Tory supporters hugely appreciate when Labour Party leaders are attacked and ridiculed. Not just Corbyn but any Labour leader, Ed Miliband, Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, John Smith, Neil Kinnock, etc.

So it's hardly surprising if Tory supporters on here appreciate binners attacking and ridiculing the present Labour leader. HTH, I can't make it any clearer.

Binners arrives at momentum meeting

But I'll try to make even easier to understand if it helps you. Tory supporters hugely appreciate when Labour Party leaders are attacked and ridiculed. Not just Corbyn but any Labour leader, Ed Miliband, Gordon Brown, etc.

The far ends of the political spectrum depend on a analysis that moves the centre ground towards them. They thrive on creating a tribal politics where you are either for us or against us

Our Croydon Communist et al will vote for Corbyn because it fits their political ambitions, not for any love of his policies (other than being against lots of things and rail nationalisation does he actually have any?) They see it as part of the journey of political enlightenment for the "working class" who they see as a route to a paradigm change over the long term

To this you add social media which allows bits of information to swirl at an unprecedented rate regardless of its basis in reality

This allows someone who potentially can't organise himself out a paper bag, does not actually know what to do to achieve his aims and has some frankly odd views which another would struggle to defend to become the totemic figurehead who can't be deposed due to the risk of a fellow traveler not replacing him

But I'll try to make even easier to understand if it helps you. Tory supporters hugely appreciate when Labour Party leaders are attacked and ridiculed. Not just Corbyn but any Labour leader, Ed Miliband, Gordon Brown, etc.

The far ends of the political spectrum depend on a analysis that moves the centre ground towards them. They thrive on creating a tribal politics where you are either for us or against us

Our Croydon Communist et al will vote for Corbyn because it fits their political ambitions, not for any love of his policies (other than being against lots of things and rail nationalisation does he actually have any?) They see it as part of the journey of political enlightenment for the "working class" who they see as a route to a paradigm change over the long term

To this you add social media which allows bits of information to swirl at an unprecedented rate regardless of its basis in reality

This allows someone who potentially can't organise himself out a paper bag, does not actually know what to do to achieve his aims and has some frankly odd views which another would struggle to defend to become the totemic figurehead who can't be deposed due to the risk of a fellow traveler not replacing him

Obviously this new kinder, gentler, more inclusive type of politics, as the polls show today, has enormous electoral appeal.

Him winning the leadership again will be yet further proof that, electorally speaking, he is shit

Him winning the 'leadership' given the insurgency over the last 12 months is as decisive a victory, and as relevant to the wider electorate, as me walking the upcoming election in our house for best bald fat bloke