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It's the season of enforced fun, and this year's office secret Satan, sorry, Santa, has a James Bond theme.
So, budget is a fiver, apparently it should be wearable, any hilarious ideas?
Set of false teeth painted silver.
Bowler hat from a charity shop (Odd-Job from MWTGG)?
comedy specs in a box with "for your eyes only" written on it.
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Odd Job was Goldfinger, but not a bad idea
A third nipple
I'm sure in certain parts of Stoke you'd get pussy galore for a fiver
And a Goldfinger thrown in 🙂
who was Scaramanger's side kick then - the oriental midget?
Passpartoo?? Phah, (no idea content)
Nick Nackwho was Scaramanger's side kick then - the oriental midget?
Ah yes - that was it!
why dont you get them £5 of lottery tickets, has to be for the THUNDERBALL game though.
A mangy cat from the Cat's Protection League (you might get a scabby one for a £5 fee)...
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A scalpel and instructions on how to remove your own earlobes
A red laser pen to point menacingly at peoples nads.
'Do you expect me to talk'
'No I expect you to die mister Bond'