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[Closed] I've just called up a Police Helicopter....Robbery?

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.... Kids messing around in the quarry dig (V. Dangerous, deep water, landslides, deep mud) so we reported it and the heckilizer has just turned up....

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Posted : 05/03/2009 1:38 pm
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It's just hit the fan

Robbery, 3 people decamped over the other side of the quarry. Feds all over the place now, 3 cars just arrived.

I'm locking the door.......


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:43 pm
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Airwolf? Blue Thunder? Will it rain down molten lead from the sky? Cue Wagner.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:43 pm
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Where about are you?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:44 pm
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'Copter still circling.......


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:44 pm
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he's hiding behind his sofa....


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:45 pm
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Farnham, Surrey

2 maore cars!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:47 pm
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If I say its safe to ride this quarry Captain, then its safe to ride this quarry. I mean I'm not afraid to ride this place, I'll ride this whole ****ing place!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:47 pm
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aND ANOTHER ONE....

FEK.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:48 pm
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7 cop cars now

rumour of dog van


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:50 pm
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he's hiding behind his sofa....

You're not wrong!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:50 pm
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The FBI have turned up?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:51 pm
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call in napalm!!!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:52 pm
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FBI? I have 3x unmarked cars..........possibly


 
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come on mate, where are the pics?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:53 pm
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Supervisor tells me the cops are getting a bit muddy.....

No WPCs though
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Posted : 05/03/2009 1:55 pm
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I have no camera!!!!!!!!

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Posted : 05/03/2009 1:56 pm
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GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!! GO!!
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Posted : 05/03/2009 1:57 pm
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They'll just nuke it from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:57 pm
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It's like an episode of Life on Mars - They can't park for toffee!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:58 pm
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RudeBoy's going to have a little sex wee when he reads this......given his hekelopter obsession!


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:58 pm
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Whatever you do just don't get shot...
I have just bought the pink converses


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 1:59 pm
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Oh no. it's all coming out of the dig toward me.

help


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:00 pm
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I've armed myself with scissors

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HAHAHA!!

All the cops have just come back up, all covered in mud

mussn't laff.......


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:05 pm
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I've armed myself with scissors

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Good remember the sharp end towards the outside ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:06 pm
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Anyone got any tips on how to behave when taken hostage?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:07 pm
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Anyone got any tips on how to behave when taken hostage?

Yes. For a very reasonable fee......


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:07 pm
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yeah laugh at them all you like .. this is what they like doing it's the fun stuff..... don't have to be in nick doing paperwork can get out and play and get messy!
Let's face it they aren't going to bother parallel parking nicely if they are after robbers ... got to be first in to get the nick!!!!

Oh and key point .. have they actually caught the baddies????


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:10 pm
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They've caught 2 out of three.
t'was attempted robbery, they then crashed the getaway car and ran off into a fekkin great swamp (The quarry dig)
They look rather young, totally drenched, no shoes, covered in mud. It's a pathetic sight, TBH.

Cops are well pleased with us
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Posted : 05/03/2009 2:15 pm
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yeah laugh at them all you like

Sorry, but it was a bit comical, they are covered. We get this every day, remember...!
Feds = Nice fellas, job nearly done.....


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:17 pm
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Ooh action. Sounds like fun.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:19 pm
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One of our guys has just come up for his break. He tells me that they were hiding up to their necks in the flooded quarry. One's just been carted off by paramedics with hypothermia.....


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:32 pm
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How long had they been there? You got some binos?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:35 pm
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Albinos?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:37 pm
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rumour of hot dog van


 
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Posted : 05/03/2009 2:38 pm
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Rich, it all took off rather quickly.

Apparently they crashed their car on a road that runs past the back of the quarry, then ran into our land and tried to hide in the dig. I'm at the opposite end and only saw loads of cops arriving and a helicopter until they moved out of the dig in my direction. It did kick off in a big way though.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:39 pm
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Is this your workplace or something PP?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:39 pm
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Sounds like you could've done with -
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Posted : 05/03/2009 2:43 pm
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Is this your workplace or something PP?

Yep. I work in a quarry, in the weighbridge office.


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:43 pm
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Working 'in' a quarry - that's got to be a bit dangerous. Don't the diggers get a bit close sometimes...?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:45 pm
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This is us -
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(Zoom in a bit)

I'm in the office just off the roundabout at the bottom of the A331
The quarry is bigger than in this pic now, basically all the area below those ponds is dug out and flooded. They came in from a road to the north-west of those ponds, off Badshot Lea Road


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:47 pm
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whats the number for the police 'copter? 0845-A I R W O L F ?


 
Posted : 05/03/2009 2:53 pm
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You'll never take me alive!!

I tied the other up and left them up to their necks in the water as a diversion.

Now how do I hot wire the digger to make my escape?


 
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