[Closed] I've just been on Mumsnet after hearing about it on here and......

Best to hang around here then, with people who seemingly don't like women 🙂

It can make quite addictive reading though in a strange sort of way!

I reckon it's all dirty old men pretending to be women on there

I reckon it's all dirty old men pretending to be women on there

Exactly the opposite to me on here then!

A dirty old woman?

He's more of a hairy man-beast. Growl. 😉

The opposite to dirty is clean although in this instance I'll accept fresh.
The opposite to Old is young.
Yes woman is opposite to man.

Hope that clears things up 😀

Sammie

But Jesus have you seen the (reported) behaviour of some of the poor women's partners on there? Makes me realise I've been setting the bar way to high in my dealings with Mrs PB. (Just joking in case you're reading this darling)

Also makes me want to educate my two young daughters on how to spot/avoid an abusive relationship.

But Jesus have you seen the (reported) behaviour of some of the poor women's partners on there?

no. quick summary?

links please, I need some cheering up about my moderately grumpy Mrs this morning.

Have a look on the older threads on there. Hora started a great one a while back about having your back doors kicked in. Soliciting opinions for and against

Its possibly the finest trolling I've ever seen. Even by his standards. The tool! And love him or hate him, you have to adsmit he's the master*

* with the obvious exception of TJ of course

I am not a troll. 🙁

I am not a troll.

see how good he is?

lol@yossarian

You are. You're just in denial fella. You may be a subconcious one admittedly , rather than malicious.

Its a form of OCD I reckon 🙂

Have a look on the older threads on there. Hora started a great one a while back about having your back doors kicked in. Soliciting opinions for and against

We need a link...

There site is crap too - the forum/talk section is really hard to navigate

Pistonheads mods' reaction to a raid from their site over was funny 'just leave it, its just too much hassle/pain to bear with'.

😆

As a kid growing up I encountered bitter middle-aged men in the road cycle club..... I never thought that there was also a place where lots of bitter middle-aged women congregate before now...

yossarian - Member

"I am not a troll."

see how good he is?

I can't win 🙁

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[i]a raid from their site[/i]

Good grief it's like gangs of 8 year olds in the park.

Good grief it's like gangs of 8 year olds in the park

You stop growing up when you die.

You are. You're just in denial fella. You may be a subconcious one admittedly , rather than malicious.

Its a form of OCD I reckon

Ho ho ho!

[i]You stop growing up when you die. [/i]

I know, but it would nice to [i]start[/i] growing up prior to needing a zimmer frame...

My missus spends a huge amount of time on there as she's on maternity leave. Seems to me to be a site popluated by gossiping fish wives and I get to hear the entire saga of 'what happened on Mumsnet today' when I get home from work. 🙄

Concerning the stuff about bastard partners, it's made her both incredibly grateful for what she has, but insecure with it.

toys19 - Member

You are. You're just in denial fella. You may be a subconcious one admittedly , rather than malicious.

Its a form of OCD I reckon

Ho ho ho!

You are Father Christmas and I claim my £5.

TSY no way are you a woamn you are actually funny
Ducks for cover

Just had a peep out of morbid curiosity - they certainly like their abbreviations don't they? AIBU? seems to be a favourite, to which the answer is invariably, no, of course not sweetie, you go girl, chuck him out etc. etc. I can't help feeling if someone posted on here with a serious, partner related, whinge it would take about three posts before someone said 'errm, talk it through with them?' Posting a similar issue on mumsnet seems like metaphorically tossing them to a pack of hysterical, bitter hyenas. May be the garden fence of the cyber age.

AIBU?

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?

(actually it is "Am I Being Unreasonable", a rhetorical question to which the implied answer is "Of course not, your DH is clearly a monster")

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

YABOS

UCL..... is that top tube or wheelbase?

Looking at those acronyms, can't see EWCM cropping up here much. 😯

And goodness they need to wash their mouths out, never have I heard such filth, it's all f'in this, f'in that 😆

on a plus side the [url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/divorce_separation ]Divorce / seperation[/url] forum is empty...

no point starting an SPD thread on there and expecting information about shoes and pedals.

Where's this thread Hora started over there??

From the 30 seconds over there, the language has confused me totally.

DH? DP? May drop DP into the conversation with my Wife tonight and see what she says 😯

Just searched there for Hora and it [url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1001449-So-is-this-bum-sex-malarky-any-good/AllOnOnePage ]popped up[/url], so to say 😆

Well... given the subject matter that he was asking about, do a search on the key words involved. There are some absolutely hilarious threads on the subject, some or all of which may have been started by The Enigma himself using his female alter-ego 😉

Thats the one!

I tried searching for awful man, complete loser and a hole, got a lot of hits, why not try some search terms, see what you come up with? 😉

Mumsnet is ace 🙂 There are a few men bashing threads, but not that many really. It's a great source of help for sleep deprived mums of 13 week old babies (ie me!)

Mrsflash nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stay away from the darkside

She's getting a road bike too?

lol, double darkside Cougar, I've had a roadbike for a while!

Hora, I've been a mumsnet member for well over a year sorry 😆

Is mumsnet likely to be as addictive as this place?

sammie... if you get a profile on there please please mail me with the odd thread you troll... as shown in horas thread any posting on here gets noticed and exposed over there.... you could mail out the links to threads in secret to STWers who have shown there worth by posting amusing photos of cats.

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

Ooooh, I've just got my login, Yay! Excite!

Who'd have thought my little boy has grown up so quick, almost 2 and a half now and I'm expecting another next year. Mr TSY is going to be so happy 😀

They're even allowed to swear profusely in their thread titles! And write the Jeremy Hunt word. Maybe we could petition for a bike section on mumsnet? Then we can all be adults on the interweb again.

I particularly like the "am I being unreasonable" sub forum. I think we should petition STW towers for a similar forum nere

as if you'd seek guidance on whether you're being unreasonable! 😉

But I am never unreasonable. I might occasionally need folk to reinforce this for me if I had doubts................

The Southern Crumpet,

You are our ambassador, our roving reporter, I wish all the best in your endeavour, you might just be my hero. If it is too much fun for one small anarchic totty then phil and I may just have to join you.

X

i'd never do such a thing 😈

which forum to start a "my boobs are too big for my frame, why do other girls hate me just 'cos their DH's always notice?!"?

Asking for advice on parenting.

Hmmm

Its not the same as asking for advice on 'why is my clutch making this noise'.

i.e. its not clear-cut.

I really wouldn't want someone else telling me how I should treat my pride and joy like theirs. Or cast/question/cast scorn on how I've done something.

Half of them would recoil if I said ours sleeps in bed with us. (Yeah thanks for that Brant!).

After all, I visit the nursery and none of the kids there are as superior as Zachary Horacek

Hora, they wouldn't there are loads of co-sleepers on there 🙂

It's a good place to ask for advice on parenting as there are so many opinions, you get a wide range of suggestions.

I've so many topics lined up in my head. All the things that I've wanted to ask on here but have been scared of the abuse I'd get.

I think I need a couple of weeks to build up my profile on there before I feel confident asking the important questions...

'When should I tell my partner I'm pregnant again?'

'Why does my baby bump put him off?'

'What cake for losing weight?'

'What cake for losing weight?'

LOL at TSY.

I was talking to a menopausal lady the other day who was trying to convince me that she had discovered a cake (she had to eat every day) that would reduce the effects of the menopause. Meanwhile, why the hell was she putting on weight? It must be that damn time of life thing.

I guess it is a perennial question!

The Southern Crumpet,

😆

I was talking to a menopausal lady the other day who was trying to convince me that she had discovered a cake (she had to eat every day) that would reduce the effects of the menopause

Yes, something does exist but I thought it was a bread product full of linseeds etc.

The Southern Crumpet is actually pretty close to the name I've gone for.

Anyone that knows my full real-life name should be able to guess what I've gone for!

So have you posted yet? And why aren't you calling yourself Sammie (not that I know the story behind that!)?

Yes, something does exist

Eat cake for health...... you have been riding bikes too long!

Best excuse I have heard for a long time though! 🙂

Yes, something does exist but I thought it was a bread product full of linseeds etc.

years ago my mum feed everyone in our house 'oestrogen' bread. we all had a sudden out break of man boobs and we banned her from buying it!

C_G apart form cycling I'm staying in this weekend so I might wait until tonight to start posting. I have an actual job to do that I think might get neglected if I start posting this morning.

I think Sammie was already taken. Plus posting under an amalgamation of my christian and surname on mumsnet will make me chuckle regardless of the content of my posts...

What second username for hitting on single mums on mumsnet?

I don't even really know where Sammie Louise Taylor came from. I decided TSY fancied being a girl for the day and SLT had a nice cute but naughty ring to it that I thought would stir some interest from mtbers. Also subconciously the acronym is only missing the letter U!

My xh talked me into trying it when we were on honeymoon in Paris,

Made me laugh.

one whole section of the forum on Mumsnet titled "am i being unreasonable?"

speaks volumes really, but a blinkin good laugh too

They should set that up so that the entire sub-forum redirects you a web page which reads "Yes, now stop it" in foot-high letters of fire.

My favourite quotes from bum sex thread;

"Feels like taking a #### backwards,hardly orgasmic."

"not with my piles and bum problems, no didley way!"

"debris?? There would be debris?? I've just gone right off my branflakes."

Cheered me up no end.

POAS - Pee on a stick!

I guess the STW equivalent would be

WIHS - We in his/her shoes

well, only if you think wee soaked shoes are a reliable indication of being pregnant?

Sammie - your help is needed! I have a dream proposition for you so please sashay over to my latest thread. 🙂

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/laundry-cost-of-using-washing-machinelaunderette-sorry

Talking of help..... can I have some too?

Having taken a look at the offending thread I can't stop bursting out in fits of giggles at inopportune moments........

I mean

Either that or you must just have a really baggy arsehole.