Salad is what food eats.

In a burger - but only a tiny amount, perhaps half a lettuce leaf.

Salad is what food eats

😆

You need something to give it structural integrity, like a bun and a burger.

If your salad is a load of dry whole leaves with some shredded carrot and bits of egg or something etc. then no. Best just turn up the music and make a song and dance about it! Or whack it in a low-fat wrap.

Better still make proper wholefood salad then eat with fork or spoon. If not binding well and falling off fork/spoon then next time when preparing stir in a few spoons of yr fave hummus. Yummus! Job done.

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Isn't that what a salad is, loads of.leaves?

chop your leaves up smaller. And lots of nice creamy dressing to give it come cohesion.

The fashion these days is to serve it palm leaf sized.
Chop that shit up yo.

Chop that shit up yo

I may adopt that as my email signature.

Isn't that what a salad is, loads of.leaves?

Yep. Anything else like nuts, garlic, hummus, grains, lentils, pasta, pulses, dressings, fruit, vegetables etc is a foreign hippie's travesty. My parents learned me that. Proud British salad-dodger.

Some yankee-doodle nutjob once tried to put lettuce in my bacon. Sick of those LGBLT loonies feminizing my foodstuffs.

Woaaah there! Chop it up? Only thing I chop up is my meat.

How can I chop up salad surely that will just give me thin leaves with no substance to try and impale on a fork

With Bacon

Isn't that what a salad is, loads of.leaves?

In my book loads of leaves is a tree. Best not to eat them.

Salad is the one thing that chopsticks are actually useful for.

My parents learned me that.

Their time would have been better spent giving you grammar lessons. (-:

chop your leaves up smaller. And lots of nice creamy dressing to give it come cohesion.

Ain't that just coleslaw?

Their time would have been better spent giving you grammar lessons. (-:

Parody/satire lessons, even! 😉

How can I chop up salad surely that will just give me thin leaves with no substance to try and impale on a fork

Sir, if you are indeed consuming only leaves then might I suggest the simple matter of 'how' to be the very least of your immediate concerns.

by hand with a pizza mmmmmmmmmm

Yes. Your knife is for cutting the leaves into bite sized pieces.

In a wrap, with soured cream and chilli (bean or con carne, your choice) and grated cheese. Granted, the whole 'soured cream' thing sort of negates the 'salad' bit 😆

Don't.

Just use your hands for crying loud. It even comes in crisp-like packets these days for ease

Wrap it up in a warmed Nann bread with plenty of chilli sauce, a squeeze of lemon and a right good portion of Kebab Meat of your choosing.

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[quote=carlos ]Wrap it up in a warmed Nann bread with plenty of chilli sauce, a squeeze of lemon and a right good portion of [s]Kebab Meat[/s] falafel of your choosing.

Try adding some balsamic vinegar and beetroot, but not on the day you are wearing a white shirt at work. I am sat at my desk playing an imaginary game of join the dots 😆

Shirley the correct answer is in a kebab?

I use chopsticks

Shirley the correct answer is in a kebab?

+10. Dignity Level Bonus.

Extra points for style. Money-shot @ 2min 50secs

Blend and drink?

You need to go somewhere else for lunch

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