[Closed] Is my wife having an affair??

pudding ration

So.
Many.
Euphemisms.

Can't cope.

esselgruntfuttock » now she's telling me about the kid who almost 'crashed'
Little willy?

No, a 2 day old baby who was pretty close to death, (actually) but ya know, all in a days work eh?

and she works at Rampton

Much respect to yours mate. Really.

Well, that fun stopped quickly. 😐

We've still not found out what she's made for tea yet. Plenty of fun left.

what she's made for tea yet

Drac...hahaha! If I worried about everytime p20 was late home....

My Mrs use to comment about it too, jokingly.

Mines still out. Not seen since 8am this morning. I believe she came home at 6pm and got changed and went out. But I was tinkering in the garage. Not fussed about her coming home, she had cauliflower farts last night , so having the whole bed to smell free and to myself tonight would be great. 😯

Damn, she's home and had garlic !!

My Wife/Nurse gave up ward nursing in favour of Community Nursing, it's 9-5ish and a fugging nightmare - my PlayStation/GoldRush/BikeFettling time gone, Bosch!

She doesn't even work nights any more!!

Mines over at the Albert Hall having watched some old French crooner go through the motions..

At least that's what I think she said, could be she's with an old French crooner watching his Prince Albert go through some motions... 😆

Thrustyjust - Member
she had cauliflower farts last night

I thought they grew in fields. Note to self to always wash cauliflowers before eating.

Typical! Now she's gone to sleep on the settee & I feel like talking!

Thats odd, mine was out until past 11 last night as well. Maybe there was some kind of Wives Trade Union meeting going on.

Best watch out for subtle changes around the house...

Ian, are you in the dungeon as well? I thought I heard a noise....

Slowoldman - As above, one wouldn't have a dungeon anything other than downstairs, as I'm sure you'd agree.

CFH...you kinky devil you.. 😉

Phewww (?) She's back just now. Another long shift at Harrogate District Hospital.
That's nurses for you!

Hmm, I would still be worried. Was she limping?

If you want to check ask to borrow her phone, if she says no or is reluctant then she probably is

Thats odd, mine was out until past 11 last night as well. Maybe there was some kind of Wives Trade Union meeting going on.

Best watch out for subtle changes around the house...

hovering

Yep, I notice if she was hovering alright...