[Closed] Is it ok to go running topless at lunchtime?

As long as you have rippling abs of steel then it will be fine.

If you both do it then it's fine

A quick walk around the locality of the office yesterday, suggests that its certainly fine to go topless so long as your sporting a rolled up pair of Addidas tracky bottoms, an array of shit tattoos and a Staffy.

Helps if you're missus is equally blessed in the tattoo department (tramp stamp on muffin top), scrunchy on top of head, incredibly ill-advised neon crop-top - and is haranguing you while you walk down the street having a domestic

Yeti - is this you?

well, you'll look like an attention-seeking poser

neither good nor bad, just FACT

Jump up & down naked in front of a mirror. If it's only the naughty bits that wobble then running topless is OK.

is haranguing you while you walk down the street having a domestic

We'll probably be running and the rest of what you say is also unture.. but I'm sure I'll be coping an earful.

Why should it matter whether I've got a bit of puppyfat or not?

[i]Why should it matter whether I've got a bit of puppyfat or not?[/i]

the more bits you have flapping about the more likely it is that passers by will be splashed with flying sweat as you lumber past.

If your running along a beach it's OK, the park is boarderline, but through a town is just screaming 'LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE'

Have you thought about some roller blades?

No, but you knew that before your attention whoring post even came to mind.

yes its fine[legal] but if you are naked you will be arrested

I would not mind either way but If I had to decide it would be your missus
HTH

they won't let you in MaccyD's afterwards.

Binners is right, there are two looks for male toplessness, Chav and 70's gay man. Purple flyaway shorts, a bandana and a medallion should accessorise the second.

Funnily enough there were some shirtless Chavs all over the cycle lane on my way in this morning (grey track suit bottoms, chinese letters tattooed across back), that was one snot bullet that hit the mark, and some good sprint training.

the Mrs ... has threatened to do the same if I do

With a threat/challenge such as this, it's a no-brainer ... topless run at lunch it is!

joao - thing is... I reckon she'd do it. Infact she'd probably do it if people sponsored her enough.

I might go for a chavvy run by the river instead. Hels - that's disgusting... I hope you get a puncture.

I didn't hit the guy with snot ! Sorry worded that badly, I snotted in the general direction, they got the point is what I mean. Although I am a very good shot.

What was your point?

That you're a bit chavvy because you snot at people? Really... ask yourself what you'd be saying if it was the other way round?
I'm even concious of snotting at cars.

Seeing as I work in the city, I believe that today is an Oakley Iridium Black day

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Nothing wrong with it.

But if you're more this..

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Then this..

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It would probably be best to stick to a quieter route, for the kids.

Ok if you're running to Greggs for a takeaway lunch.
Not ok if you're running to the pub for a liquid lunch.

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Why did you change that picture?
Did the first overweight guy not amuse you enough?

That's it, I'm putting my trackies on, borrowing a devil dog and jogging topless to the chippy at lunch.

Racists.

No - you know the answer obviously!!

Sun's out... Guns out

Well that's what shaven chested young say in my office.

Not sure you'll catch me running along embankment with them.

Too be fair, they can hold their own and are pretty quick.

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[i]No - you know the answer obviously[/i]

Not quite, well, yes, may be.

TSY knows its unmanly to be in public, topless.

But, he's bored.

^^^ LOL.

Golem drives a Mod'd Nova and wears Burberry!.
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The trappings of the hollywood stars

No - you know the answer obviously

Not quite, well, yes, may be.

TSY knows its unmanly to be in public, topless.

But, he's bored*.

*and wants everyone to know he's going jogging at lunch time 😉

Sun's out... Guns out

If anyone said that in my presence, I'd punch them on general principle. For their own benefit!

LOL at Pedalhead... I might just go and lay down somewhere if I'm honest.

I don't think it's ever really acceptable in a city centre is it?

Maybe the beach, the park or your back garden.

[i]I might just go and lay down somewhere if I'm honest. [/i]

Topless ?.

LOL at Pedalhead... I might just go and lay down somewhere if I'm honest.

btw, I'm going for a ride at lunch time 😀

..with my top on

Oooh where are you going, road or off? Also... do you have an XTR crank removal tool I could borrow??

Oooh where are you going, road or off? Also... do you have an XTR crank removal tool I could borrow??

Just a short local road loop for an hour. Yes, I have one of those XTR tools

Come on Mark, you're better than this: no need for you to get drawn into this particular little game!

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He'd go topless if he didn't need the jersey pockets...

TSY - my but you are sensitive today, is it that time of the month ?

My point with the snot bullet was - "don't step out into the cycle lane in front of a cyclist when there is heavy traffic you ****". As I said, I think they got the idea.

I'm not the one that attempted to assault someone because they were in my way, or almost in my way... sounds a bit like [i]red[/i] mist from where I'm sat. Wink!

i got chased by a tramp about 30mins ago, i can only assume its my new haircut that made him want me so badly.

dont go running topless, unless you're in didcott then its fine

I'm in Didcot... it's like what you typed but it's missing a Tee.

Like I'm going to be...

PERVERT.

*calls up the ddiiddccoott & Wallingford Community mental health team and tells them to keep an eye out for you*