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I like to dip into https://www.navylookout.com/if-called-upon-what-assets-could-the-royal-navy-send-to-the-gulf/ once in a while. Looks like we have the square of bugger all to send anyway.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 10:54 am
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I'm not so impressed.
Compare the response of Germany's leaders to the UK's:

Not really, the two countries have different vulnerabilities regarding the US. 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:15 am
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Boots on the ground will end Iran's current leadership,

I don’t think the US is prepared for that.  If it was part of the plan they’d be in the region by now.  Marines are coming from Japan so we’re obviously not in plan A.

Boots on the ground raises the US casualties by an order of magnitude and that is politically hard - killing foreign girls in a primary school is awkward but killing soldiers needs a solid justification. 

Unfortunately, it doesn't matter what any advisors either think or would do. President Trump just does stuff for which there was no plan, A or otherwise.

Recriminations from "sources" continue to appear in the media, suggesting that advisors are seeking distance between them and President Trump who is talking about his "surprise" at attacks on the Gulf States and shipping, “I was very surprised"...“the biggest surprise I had of this whole thing."

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:35 am
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I don't think the US are at all prepared for putting troops in Iran. I think the analysis that Israel and the US have probably degraded Iran's Air Defences and Air Force to the point of non-existence seems to be accurate, but the experience of Iraq and Afghanistan should be front and centre*

*Even as I wrote that, the idea that Hesgeth would pay any attention to the experience gained in those mis-adventures, is, of course, a non starter. 

Precisely!

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:38 am
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Some one-liners from around and about, all widely reported:

  1. Saudi Arabia has opened the taps on its east-west oil pipeline so that shipping can load at the Red Sea port of Yanbu, rather than navigating the Strait of Hormuz. We really don't need the Houthis to kick off now in the Bab-el-Mandeb strait
  2. Diesel prices have passed $5/gallon in the US
  3. President Trump is considering delaying the US-China trade talks scheduled for the end of the month.
  4. Iran is making overtures to China offering safe navigation in the Strait of Hormuz.

Both moves 3 and 4 are seen as attempts to involve China, possibly with a view to mediation.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:43 am
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“I was very surprised"...“the biggest surprise I had of this whole thing."

The only person on the planet actually surprised that the Iranians would deploy the greatest piece of leverage available to them?

Mind you he was previously expressed surprise that they hadn't just capitulated at the mere sight of a couple of aircraft carriers, so we're not dealing with a strategic genius here.

Its still quite staggering that a man so stupid can unleash the biggest military in the world on what would appear to be a personal whim, with absolutely no consultation with anyone, against all sane advice, with no plan whatsoever other than "lets bomb the shit out of them!" 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:48 am
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...no plan whatsoever other than "lets bomb the shit out of them!" 

General Cheeseburger, anyone?

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Posted : 17/03/2026 11:58 am
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Looking at maps may not be his strong point. But when your chief advisors are your estate agent golfing pal, a former fox host and your son-in-law its probably understandable. 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 11:59 am
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But when your chief advisors are your estate agent golfing pal

Hah – reminds me of the Comic Strip Presents episode "War".


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:07 pm
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As everything is going so well in Iran, his goldfish-like attention span has moved on to starting his next war.

Surely someone is going to take the mad orange bastard out before this all gets even more out of hand? 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/17/donald-trump-can-take-cuba-oil?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:20 pm
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Mind you he was previously expressed surprise that they hadn't just capitulated at the mere sight of a couple of aircraft carriers, so we're not dealing with a strategic genius here.

To be fair, four years ago his pal from Moscow thought they'd just drive their tanks to Kiev and everyone would say "thanks". Perhaps the only good thing from this is China must be thinking, "Taiwan might be harder than it looks".    


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:20 pm
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once in a while. Looks like we have the square of bugger all to send anyway.

Brittania not really ruling the waves. 

The decision to reduce the number of Type 45s from twelve to six looks increasingly short sighted.  Using the 3:1 rule for active ships, it means during normal operation the RN will have 2 Destroyer available, but this ignores upgrades and refits which take hulls out of operation for years at a time.  So we end up having a single ship that had to be rapidly outfitted before it can put to sea and another five in various stages of docking and maintenance or full-on refit.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:21 pm
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Posted by: binners

Mind you he was previously expressed surprise that they hadn't just capitulated at the mere sight of a couple of aircraft carriers, so we're not dealing with a strategic genius here.

To be fair, four years ago his pal from Moscow thought they'd just drive their tanks to Kiev and everyone would say "thanks". Perhaps the only good thing from this is China must be thinking, "Taiwan might be harder than it looks".    

I think that China is thinking Taiwan might get expensive and reduce trade opportunities. We'll just rattle sabres and keep our economy running

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:25 pm
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Brittania not really ruling the waves. 

We're not at the heart of an empire any more. Ships are one thing, crewing them is quite another; in 2023 recruitment was about 3/4 of requirements and more people apply to leave than to join

Ukraine and Iran are doing a pretty good job without a navy

Quarterly figures released by the MoD show the number of trained sailors and marines in the RN declined by about 1.1% in the last 12 months. Although this sounds insignificant, this amounts to about 220 people, equivalent to the crew needed for two Type 31 frigates. Recruitment is improving, but the legacy of shortages continues to impact the frontline. https://www.navylookout.com/royal-navy-recruitment-up-but-trained-strength-goes-down/


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:32 pm
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Posted by: timba

Ukraine and Iran are doing a pretty good job without a navy

On the other hand, as I was forever being told when I joined the RNR an eternity ago, we are a maritime nation which brings in 80% of its trade by sea, and we live in an environment where eg. cutting undersea data cables is a thing.

It’s a scandal that we’ve delayed orders for ships past the point where the existing fleet is falling apart, that the Type 32 order to increase numbers hasn’t happened, and that we’ve run down the Royal Fleet Auxiliary making it harder to deploy the ships we’ve got.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 12:40 pm
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Diplomatically, Starmer's response is about as hard a rejection as a UK PM can be. 

Saw a post earlier tiday that said Trump didn't understand that a Brit saying "I'll need to consult my team" is the equivalent of "****, no!" which made me chuckle.

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:01 pm
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Posted by: timba

Ukraine and Iran are doing a pretty good job without a navy

On the other hand, as I was forever being told when I joined the RNR an eternity ago, we are a maritime nation which brings in 80% of its trade by sea, and we live in an environment where eg. cutting undersea data cables is a thing.

It’s a scandal that we’ve delayed orders for ships past the point where the existing fleet is falling apart, that the Type 32 order to increase numbers hasn’t happened, and that we’ve run down the Royal Fleet Auxiliary making it harder to deploy the ships we’ve got.

I agree with you, unfortunately crewing has been a problem for a few years.

A lot of Atlantic data cables run across the Irish continental shelf, which isn't adequately resourced

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:09 pm
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Looking at maps may not be his strong point.

As another commentator suggested on SM recently, "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography"


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:15 pm
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Saw a post earlier tiday that said Trump didn't understand that a Brit saying "I'll need to consult my team" is the equivalent of "****, no!" which made me chuckle.

He obviously doesn't understand the difference between what British people say and what they actually mean. We'll have to add Starmers answer to this list....

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Posted : 17/03/2026 1:16 pm
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Posted : 17/03/2026 1:24 pm
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Boots on the ground raises the US casualties by an order of magnitude and that is politically hard

... and made harder by Hegseth's very public proclamation of "no quarter". I'm sure any prospective "boots" are loving that...


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:30 pm
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Leaving aside that the "no quarter" thing, if followed, is a war crime under international and US military law. But then, this is the muppet that wants no stupid rules of engagement.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:40 pm
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It’s a scandal that we’ve delayed orders for ships past the point where the existing fleet is falling apart, that the Type 32 order to increase numbers hasn’t happened, and that we’ve run down the Royal Fleet Auxiliary making it harder to deploy the ships we’ve got.

The problem all organised militaries have is they are always preparing to fight the last war.  When the threat comes from unorthodox routes, they are not quick to adapt.  


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 1:55 pm
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Leaving aside that the "no quarter" thing, if followed, is a war crime under international and US military law. But then, this is the muppet that wants no stupid rules of engagement.

There were some so far uncorroborated reports on social media yesterday that some parts of the military were starting to push back against illegal or unconstitutional orders, but not seen anything from a reliable source.

I'd like to think that the rest of NATO refusing to join in will make enough think it's not worrh ending up on an ICC arrest warrant.

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 2:15 pm
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Posted by: poly

The problem all organised militaries have is they are always preparing to fight the last war.  When the threat comes from unorthodox routes, they are not quick to adapt.  

I’m not sure that’s as true as all that, often they’re set up for what’s perceived to be the biggest threat.

This is how we came to be fighting what was to all intents and purposes a colonial amphibious campaign with a fleet optimised for Atlantic ASW.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 2:16 pm
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There were some so far uncorroborated reports on social media yesterday that some parts of the military were starting to push back against illegal or unconstitutional orders, but not seen anything from a reliable source.

I'm not surprised. Without a retraction, though, the issue doesn't go away - Iran will feel justified in acting in line with what the US have said they are going to do, whether they do it or not.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 2:22 pm
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I think it's too late for that. Iran's just not going to engage with (at best) the US or (at the worst) any western nation for the forseeable. Even if the US stops bombing them, says sorry and goes home, could you trust them not to do the same thing again if Bibi convinces the Shitgibbon it will get him a third term? 

Hell, even if he gets the boot or impeached, would you trust a US that could easily elect someone that as easily compromised?


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 2:32 pm
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Trump has now said that the tanker captains should 'show some guts' and take their (now uninsured) ships through the Strait of Hormuz.

So that'll be Mr Bone-spur, 5 time draft-dodger, telling someone to sit on a massive container full of highly flammable material which would then be attacked by missiles, mines, torpedo's, drones and fast attack ships.

Just like he'd definitely be prepared to do himself, renowned as he is for his selfless courage


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 3:10 pm
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The Trump administration's top official on counterterrorism has resigned from his position, citing opposition to the war in Iran, and urged the president to "reverse course".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4g66r3z40o


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 3:20 pm
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Posted by: Keva

The Trump administration's top official on counterterrorism has resigned from his position

he is a Fuentes supporting ultra right winger though. He's resigning because he thinks Israel is pulling Trump's chain, not because an unlimited new war with Iran is a "bad thing" in of itself.  


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 3:35 pm
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Came to post the Joe Kent story from the NY Times report.

He may not be a woke leftie tofu knitting libtard, but the very fact that people like him are coming out and saying the US should not be attacking Iran or doing Israel's dirty work is at least encouraging.

I wonder if the wider Republican fold are circling to sacrifice Trump before the mid-terms, as their only chance to avoid losing both houses and risking impeachments and investigations.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 4:43 pm
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He's resigning because he thinks Israel is pulling Trump's chain, not because an unlimited new war with Iran is a "bad thing" in of itself.  

Should have said that the NYT report talks about his opposition to the war and Israeli influence as two separate strands

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 4:45 pm
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but the very fact that people like him are coming out and saying the US should not be attacking Iran or doing Israel's dirty work is at least encouraging.

You understand that Fuentes (and his supporters like Kent) are anti-Trump because he's not fascist enough for their tastes? Fuentes has pointed out the obvious to the MAGA crowd, they (the Republicans) own everything, the Supreme Court, the Executive and and the Legislative, they should've banned opposition parties by now, and created the Christian supremacist 'forever' govt. That they haven't, as far as Fuentes is concerned means that he can't/won't support them.

 Kent resigning is a good thing only because people like him shouldn't be anywhere near the govt in the first place.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:02 pm
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I wonder if the wider Republican fold are circling to sacrifice Trump before the mid-terms

Given how Trump and his mob reacted to being defeated in the 2020 election, it would be interesting to see how he would respond to an internal coup before the mid-terms.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:02 pm
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Listening to Trump talking shit right now. How the Irish PM has not walked out of the room I do not know


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:02 pm
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He says: "Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer 'need,' or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea.

"In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"

 

Latest outburst - full on toys out of pram toddler..  🤣 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:04 pm
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Latest outburst - full on toys out of pram toddler.. 

What time tomorrow will he be asking for help again?

 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:17 pm
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Probably on TRUTH tonight.

Anyway, he's declared Newsom as POTUS... so perhaps he's seen the writing on the wall already.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:25 pm
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Anyway, he's declared Newsom as POTUS

Yeah, I have seen that video – it's surprising it hasn't been picked up more widely by news outlets (I haven't seen it on BBC or The Guardian).


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 5:53 pm
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So that'll be Mr Bone-spur, 5 time draft-dodger

How DARE you! 

He is known to have fought incredibly bravely in the 1812 - 1815 conflict with Great Britain. images.jpeg 

One of those medals he wears with pride is the hugely prestigious, "Neatness and Order" medal. He went on to receive that twice in his military career in fact. Have you?

Have you ever held the thin orange line at 8am in the morning making sure your bed is the epitomy of neatness under the withering fire of a pillow fight? 

No you haven't. No you haven't. 


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 6:01 pm
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Anyway, he's declared Newsom as POTUS

Yeah, I have seen that video – it's surprising it hasn't been picked up more widely by news outlets (I haven't seen it on BBC or The Guardian).

I think they've stopped worrying about when he "misspeaks" because he says enough crazy stuff that he actually intended to say.

 


 
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Have you ever held the thin orange line at 8am in the morning making sure your bed is the epitomy of neatness under the withering fire of a pillow fight? 

No you haven't. No you haven't. 

The truth? you can't handle the truth !


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 6:06 pm
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I think they've stopped worrying about when he "misspeaks" because he says enough crazy stuff that he actually intended to say.

Everything seems to work in his favour. If you're downright evil, then also being useless is just ignored. If any other world leader made that kind of mistake, every news outlet would be chortling along with the clip. Still, let's wait and see if any evening news picks it up tonight... with the attacks on Newsom over dyslexia, I suspect they will.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 6:13 pm
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Everything seems to work in his favour. If you're downright evil, then also being useless is just ignored. If any other world leader made that kind of mistake, every news outlet would be chortling along with the clip.

Ian Dunt made that point in his newsletter this week. If Obama had threatened to invade Greenland, or many of the other ridiculous schemes Trump has come out with, the markets (and press) would have gone insane. 

But Trump gets a level of discretion and leeway that no other world leader gets, literally because he is senile and incompetent.


 
Posted : 17/03/2026 6:39 pm
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It’s all about expectations innit? If we’re not all bartering with rats in a post-nuclear wasteland then we’re better off than we thought we’d be.

Give it a few weeks though….


 
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