Calculators were an experiment to predict the content of the internet, basically 80081E5.
Gravity isn't real. We're attracted to the ground by the earths magnetic core pulling the iron in our blood down. Science has demonstrated that Woody Harrelson has a greater amount of iron in his blood than any other human on the planet. That's why he can't dunk.
Wind is created by the movement of trees.
suella braverman is actually a labour party plant working to discredit the conservative party with her extreme views.
She is keir starmers most valued asset.
Mark and Chipps were early recruits to a secretive tech program, brought in to front STW. Disguised as a mountain bike forum, the real purpose is to provide a dataset for neural network training. Once fully developed, a race of robots able to navigate any debate with a palatable middle ground will rise through the political ranks, until finally taking total control. At which point they will turn on us and imprison anyone with a ban as a potential insurrectionist. Chipps is not in fact running gites, but has been moved to a new department to try and resolve some coding issues around dogs, which has proved an issue so divisive that the AI can’t find a way through.
The Gaelic and Celtic languages and the various campaigns to preserve and promote them are all a front for Big Letraset.
The Kelpies in Falkirk are not just a nice innocent landmark, it's actually a complex transmitter for communicating with extra terrestrials that just happens to look like a pair of horsies.
Ossify was coerced into posting this thread by the secret state to crowdsource ideas for future plots against humanity.
The day this thread was posted, the Observer posted this article: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/may/05/readers-reply-which-conspiracy-theories-have-been-proved-true
The Observer famously employed Kim Philby as its Middle Eastern correspondent based in Beirut. Beirut is in the Levant, which is a homophone of leavened, which refers to bread baked with yeast. Yeast is the Old English form of Beast ie the Devil, Satan, Lucifer. And who is Lucifer? An angel thrown out of heaven for conspiracy. They're openly telling you and laughing in your face because you're too dumb to read the signs!
