Hi,
I've just joined and and thought I would introduce myself and tell you a bit about me.
I recently just got a Specialized Carbon Stumpjumper which I like to ride around Trail Centres at weekends, specifically Surry Hills. My other passions are Golf and my car (BMW M3). I also like to get out for a cheeky drink down my local Conservative club.
Anyway, that's a bit about me.
David
elfy?
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Welcome. I'm a newbie type myself.
Judging from the atmosphere round here, I think you might be having a joke with us though, yes?
[i]elfy? [/i]
my thoughts exactly but we could be wrong, it's just too obvious.
maybe realman?
Obvious troll is obvious etc...
For the next few months you will be accused of being someone called Elf or Fred. Don't worry about it.
Hmmm... seeing as you've not revealed your thoughts about travellers or women you're probably legit.
which is your favourite surry hills trail centre?
perhaps i will bump into you for a tipple some time.
Hi Soobalias, I tend to ride the Holmbury Hill route, on a clear day I can see my office from there (Canary Wharf)
David
Magnificent.
Yes, even with an inexperienced eye like mine, I call trolleying.
1/10
The 1 is for "Ha!" 😉
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offalygood - MemberYes, even with an inexperienced eye like mine, I call trolleying.
And while we are at it, who the **** are you?
elfy?
An absolute tragedy of a mayn
Do you work in IT?
Do you have facial hair?
molgrips - Member
For the next few months you will be accused of being someone called Elf or Fred. Don't worry about it.
Is that a bluff, double bluff or triple bluff?
I think the answer to this riddle of is it Elf or not is in his name
Ha! STW
Or have I been watching too much Sherlock?
FFS - are we going to play 'Are you Elfin?' for the next few months then?
Can someone go round his in real-life, smash the backdoor in, own him with some bombers, pee in his shoes, the lot, until they're assured he'll be normal (just STW normal, not real-life normal) then he can come back on here and we don't have to keep fueling his ego.
It wasn't the most subtle word play was it!!
Hi Peter,
Yes I'm a Senior Test/Project Manager, I have sideburns, does that count?
David
Welcome to STW - laynd of the free...
And while we are at it, who the **** are you?
You did witness the split in elfin's personality, didn't you?
FFS - are we going to play 'Are you Elfin?' for the next few months then?
I don't know. Are we?
[i]And while we are at it, who the * are you?[/i]
Assuming the * is blanking out a swear-word, that question sounds a bit hostile; if a question can be hostile. And as such, I will be ignoring it.
There's a "Trail Centre" in the Surrey Hills?
*looks at Jamie suspiciously*
as such, I will be ignoring it.
I've looked into my crystal ball, and I forsee that you will do well here.
Welcome aboard, newbs. Try not to let any grump get on your shirt from this lot, it's difficult to get out at 40'.
And while we are at it, who the * are you?Assuming the
* is blanking out a swear-word, that question sounds a bit hostile; if a question can be hostile. And as such, I will be ignoring it.
Serious poster is serious.
I was kidding.
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i am playing the elfy game in a spartacus styleee.
I am elfin
hastw is the red herring. offaly is the live one, both are voldemort
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*runs off to register "fredboysafety" as a username*
Serious poster is serious, I was kidding.
Oh, I am sorry. 😳 I'm not really into the whole forum introduction thing if I'm honest. Just looking to slip in to the flow quietly. Long time reader, finally plucked up the courage to sign up. Not looking to take on any "big-hitters" (as I've read them referred to). I have a day-off today but most days will be mostly browsing.
Assuming the **** is blanking out a swear-word, that question sounds a bit hostile; if a question can be hostile. And as such, I will be ignoring it
wasn't this the elfin defence?
subtle gif Jamie - I like it 🙂
**Looks at offally suspiciously**
why do i have a craving for eggs?
**Looks at offally suspiciously**
He does look offally suspicious....
/christ
Get out!
wasn't this the elfin defence?
I did read the stuff that happened over the last few days and weekend here and on that twitter malarkey so expected this kind of thing. It's ok. Constant denial seems only to incriminate one in the eyes of the crowd.
"Methinks thou dost protest too much" or something along those lines.
i am playing the elfy game in a spartacus styleee.
*looks at TSY suspiciously*
