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benaughty.com?
There is one site I know of (I won't say which as I don't really want a ban), but
Go on....
****book?
facebook of sex?
You always come across on here as being intelligent with a great/wicked sense of humour. If you can get that across, then you're a winner.
Good luck.
According to the ladies in my office, that's not a great photo...
Thanks for conducting this research Nick. A diploma from the University of the Bleeding Obvious is in the post. 🙂
second half of the address is heaven and the first part is what monkeys like to do.
eat bananas?
humpingheaven.com?
eat bananas?
It's good, but it's not right.
what monkeys like to do.
eatbananasheaven.com?
climbheaven.com?
eatnutsheaven.com?
Monkeys like to do it when they are in a tree and it is also a term for what some couples like to do...
Ah i see
😉
[url=www.singletrackworld.com]www.holdontothebranchesreallytightlywhilemakinggibberingsoundsandoccasionallyeatingbananasornutsheaven.com[/url]
My work google-browser is filling up with some really fruity words! 😆
You're welcome, I thought I'd share, you know..?
You're quite the topic of conversation, there are some suggestions worthy of the name...
A lunch date suggests a bit of class, and perhaps more importantly avoids the obvious "coffee" moment. Further to this, eating with your mouth closed, using both pieces of cutlery simultaneously, and knowing which ends to hold seem quite important. Cheesy but true; a sense of humour is important, and Star Wars is not a topic of conversation... Smelling nice and clean, neat hands is important, in depth knowledge of the off side rule/the works of AC/DC less so.
More if they're not smutty (the postie seemed keen...really)
Monkeys like to argue in trees?
Bunnyhop, that's a lovely thing to say, thank you.
Chaps, it's been instructive, as ever. 🙂
BD, post work, nipping down to Clapham for something sweet....
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It helps if after a few bad dates, you talk about them a lot.
Obviously you shouldn't ask her to buy the roll of DPM from the builders merchant 🙂
You'll probably want a photo of you wearing just jeans with either a child or a puppy (or both?) flexing "the guns". Oh, black and white or soft-focus would work too.
Probably.
I'd leave any mention of money well and truly out of it.
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Show your sensetive side by mentioning that you use shampoo, not soap when washing your hair. (assuming you have hair)
If you really want to weed out the losers, put a footnote saying something like . . . "whiners need not apply"
I hear Fitness Singles is quite good.
Mention of income is unnecessary IMO. Might actually put me off if I was looking on dating sites.
Humour is important and I agree with Bunnyhop, you do seem quite amusing 😉
Just to counter what some people have said..... I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers - that pick 2 thing is nonsense.
Try WSOTG.COM 😉
What about afternoon tea at Fortnum and Mason, If it doesn't work out you're only 2min from Soho
Just to counter what some people have said..... I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers - that pick 2 thing is nonsense.
There is one in every group of women, and if you don't know which it is, then its you!
That was a bit harsh and uncalled for MSP. I know Anna and she is totaly normal .
She does, however, ride a [s]clown[/s] bike.
Just to counter what some people have said..... I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers - that pick 2 thing is nonsense.
On the other hand, some girls are single, lovely and likely to outshine 90% of blokes, which tends to put them off 😆
say that your 5ft2 with shoesies and like the feeling of lycra against your skin, that aught to do the job
on a serious note, why would you mention the wage? that just gives a nutter a chance to rape you for every penny and the rest, saying that the sex would probably be good!
I have several friends who are in their 30s, single, lovely, and not bonkers - that pick 2 thing is nonsense.
Well my wife was all 3 before I married her (IMO!) but now is none...did I ruin her?
I once said that 'pick two' thing to a girl that appeared to defy it, meaning it as a compliment. We were in a romantic situation and she was quite offended, not that offended though. Is the STW accepted knowledge so out of touch?
Anyway, good luck big dummy, you probably come across best face to face in a relaxed setting (I imagine) so go with and once you get through the awful first stages it'll get easier, or so I'd imagine. I know nothing about this and I've been single for ages. So my advice is worth almost nothing. All the best!
talking about ruining your wife on a public forum is pretty full on! haha
Well, are you 100% certain that you are ready to "move on"? In other words you need to clear your head and be comfortable with yourself and who you are.
Would suggest just being yourself and definitely echo bunnyhop's comments. 🙂
Be careful with how you mention your [s]obsession[/s] hobby, assuming mtb is the main one. Would definitely recommend getting a decent pic taken, after all, do you want to resemble a candidate for rogue's gallery?
Agree with singletrackmind's defence of annabananna, MSP's comment was out of order.
meaning it as a compliment
Johnny, if I have one thing well and truly learnt, it's that anything which isn't 100% obviously a compliment can and will be taken the opposite way from how it's intended. Minefield that. 🙂
indeed! I now leave a long pause of thinking time in those situations, works a treat.
There is one in every group of women, and if you don't know which it is, then its you!
Yes but MSP in my list of 4 things, 50% is subjective, meaning I know the rest about myself as fact so it can't be me!
Thanks STM and CG 🙂
Be yourself. You'll attract alot less hits but you wont have mentalist/pointless dates either.
i did this.
it was a good move too.
currently very very happy. there are a hell of a lot of mentalists on the most well-known of the dating sites, but with a bit of patience (and probably luck too) i found my perfect match (pun slightly unavoidable).
my experience seems to have been very like that of satsoma's, but without the living together element so far (it's still early days, but i can see it happening one day though)...
In case you need any reassurance, BD, I have it on good authority from a woman who is single (probably), good looking (in my opinion) and not too mental, that you are not bad looking and good fun for a night out.
So you'll do OK.
Moses, I asked you not to tell him that. You've made me all embarrassed now 😳
Sorry, Stoner.
But it was the way you blushed every time you looked at him that gave it away. I'm sure he noticed anyway.
If single women in their 30's can only have 2 out of 3 of the Following Characteristics
Atractive - Sane - Single
And bikes can only be 2 out of 3
Strong - Light - Cheap
What is the engineering solution?
I got a cheap strong bike and worked on making it lighter. I found a sane attractive girl...
You're overthinking this aren't you?
Perhaps a blowjob?
As a woman with some (not particularly successful!) experience of dating websites, I'd say stick to the truth at all times - you'll get found out if you don't. Don't put up a photo from years ago, as when you meet up they wont recognise you. the things that tend to make me look twice are humour, shared interests, and someone with something different to say. If I read "I like going out with friends, but am also happy chilling on the sofa with a dvd and a glass of wine" one more time I may have to scream 🙂
Other than that, I think its' just pot luck to be honest! I'm beginning to think my luck on these things has possibly deserted me... Or maybe its the "two out of three things" issue?!
Good luck 🙂