[Closed] Inexplicably successful careers?

Mike Brewer. A massive, massive lady part.

I really can't stand the man but like Wheeler Dealers because of Ed China.

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About to punch himself as even Piers hates Piers.

Jeremy Clarkson.

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I doubt anyone can top Piers.

I'd like to add Tess Daly to the list though.

Greggs bakery

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Adrian Chiles is great.

Michael McIntyre.

Greggs bakery

Given the OP, i'm going to put that down as 'fightin' talk'

I can't think of anyone over P**rs. Except maybe my own.

Rod Hull

Binners just been driving down the M40 with a bit of channel hoping. I was think the same during the drive. Even as a Btummie, Charles and Skinner leave me shaking my head!!

Tess Daley and Vernon Kaye together - tall and orange. How does that qualify.?

Most auto cue readers fall into the same category.

I used to like Adrian Chiles on Working Lunch in the 90s but not into football so don't see him now.

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Most anyone known as a 'celebrity'.

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JY - I'm putting your ill-conceived comments down to steak bake envy! 😛

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Jamie sweetie, what are you rabbiting on about?

The artiste formerly known as Cheryl Cole.
No Direction
Coldplay
Kim Kardashian
Her husband
Coldplay
Beyonce
J-Zed
Katy Perry
George W Bush
F#@+*¥g Blair
I'm stopping,now as my blood pressure is going up as I type...

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Clair balding, she may know her horses, but on every other sport she is crap, I don't even think she likes sports that don't involve horses. Made even worse by the BBC trying to present her as some new national treasure.

Esther McVey

Katie Price
Katie Hopkins
Kim Kardashian
Pitbull
Kerry Katona
Greg James (radio 1 DJ)

It's not celebrities that baffle me as there is usually 'something' about them that has got them to where they are. Even Jeremy Clarkson was a good motoring journalist!

It's people I know that baffle me! - I can think of at least 2 blokes who've bumbled along in life with no aim or direction, and who have trouble tying their own shoelaces, who are now in their mid-40s and holding down management jobs and earning a ruddy good living. Makes me think careers are built on luck just as much as hard work!

Take your pick!
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Makes me think careers are built on luck just as much as hard work!

Not to sound like a I am flicking a chip off my shoulder, but it's also who you know, as well as luck sometimes.

Rob Warner.

Adrian Chiles. He looks like Humphrey the Cushion subsequent to an incident involving an adze and his nose. Humphrey would of course talk much more sense and be far more entertaining.

Anyone else? Christine chuffing effing Bleakley. Boring, squeaky voiced tartlet.
And Lilly Allen. What's she for?

Oasis

TurnerGuy - Member

Pitbull

Naga, the BBC Breakfast presenter. Cocks up just about every link, mispronounces place names, talks over people during interviews, leaves awkward silences.
I don't hate her, I just want to never see her again. I get the feeling Bill wants to punch her in the throat, too.

Coldplay.

Lots of bands I don't like who are massively successful but I can see why they are as big as they are. I genuinely cannot conceive of how Coldplay have ever got a fraction of the success that they have, as they appear to be utterly talentless drivel-merchants who wouldn't know a decent tune if it kicked them in the bollocks.

Stereophonics, for roughly the same reasons.

Monty Python (everything except for the Life of Brian and The Holy Grail).

Individually they've done some great stuff, but as a group, they generally weren't at all funny.

Only one listed above who mystifies me is Kim Kardashian. All the others have been vaguely ok at something at some point. But a whole career based on having a weird shaped butt?

who wouldn't know a decent tune if it kicked them in the bollocks.

Well, they did know [i]one[/i] decent tune, sadly Kraftwerk had already done it.
Undeterred, the made it into a song anyway.

My own 8)

When was Piers Moron ever vaguely at ok at anything? Apart from being an irritating cock, which to be fair, he was always pretty good at

ITV

When was Piers Moron ever vaguely at ok at anything? Apart from being an irritating cock, which to be fair, he was always pretty good at

MrSmith:

ITV

It's like one of those parody accounts on Twitter.

Most of these people are pretty good at being professtional trolls - Katie Hopkins, especially, is very good at it. Say something outgrageous, get flamed for it, get invited onto a talk show to talk about it, get paid. Job done.

Sean Connery, can turn any half decent film into a pile of steaming poo.

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