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It was probably just a bog standard one, without indicators.
Spoilt little brat, but we've all been there. Someone asks what you want as a present, then get's you the slightly cheaper option.
The multitool that you will never take on a ride because it doesn't have a chain spliter. The £2.99 cycling mits from Sports direct which are just horrible. The bike lights that just aren't bright enough. So you bite your tongue, put it in a box in the attic and buy the real thing yourself.
Or push it into a river.
I think there is still an Evoque almost up to it's roof in water on the A555 near Manchester Airport. Perhaps they were disappointed not to get a proper Range Rover.
"I said DIP THE HEADLIGHTS!"
"He's probably flooded the engine"
"These new models, you gotta open the door to let the clutch out"
And other water-based car jokes my Dad would say.
Poor bugger, had anyone actually told him Jags are crap.
Apparently he was trying to push in his old Fiesta, but the BMW was so close behind that it went in too.