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Drinking wine and explaining in detail what i did to a sheep with my (multi)tool. Then how i got a meal from the sheep's owner when i found him and told him what i did.
Anyone doing anything as bizarre other than moaning about stuff?
I'm about to drive a supercar round the Nurburgring
I'm making myself a suit from pieces of paper with pages of the London AtoZ printed on them.
Hmm, where do I put Croydon...?
Nah, just moaning about other forum members.
It's awesome though.
I am going to bed in a few minutes...
I am pleased about my performance on Goldeneye this evening and my son thinks I am a star for it 😀
I'm in my bed unable to sleep. Not so much weird as normal for me when I'm worrying about things. 🙁
DGOB. Bit early to bed for a teenager isn't it? 😉
I'm sat here wondering what on earth Sharki spends so much time typing about....
Oh and have just confessed that I accidentally overheard my 14 year old son masturbating in the shower. I'm traumatised.
DGOB, a problem shared is a problem halved. 🙂
JojoA1. Would you rather i didn't sit here writing and rather i go up to the shower and make rapid ball slapping sounds for you to listen in on, then tell everyone on a cycling forum? 🙂
Ha, sharki you know your gonna do that anyway now dontcha! Lol
S'only natural! And rather than be traumatised, shoon't you be happy that he has 'normal' drives and urges?
Jojo I raise you a 13yr old, shaver on the floor infront of the mirror.. 😯
@ trampus, it's over a bloke I've been friends with for ages/had a few dates with. Decision is made not to see him again, and probably no longer be friends either, and I'm disappointed about the friendship bit. But I'm still annoyed enough not to be able to sleep. Datings not all it's cracked up to be 🙄
It sounds like an eventful night further north from me though! 🙂
dirtygirl wash your mouth out! Sorry to hear about that, but dating is awesome! I'm sat here lining up dates from the comfort of my sofa, watching American Pie an' all so I'm even getting the fapping sound effects!
I'm wearing pumpkins as slippers whilst a punch a goat. but thats a bit later.
I'm wearing goats as slippers and making punch in a pumpkin.
Emma as if i'd do that.
I stopped doing that years ago, seemed a waste to loose it all down the drains.
These days i find it can be at times the only hot meal i have.
Nice, Sharki; nice....
I'm making goat and pumpkin punch, and will use my slippers to drink it with.
AH! 🙂
I'm just slipping into my gumption pouch and pumpin'...
I'll get my goat
Elf, he was quite amusing last year when we found a copy of Nuts in his bed and when jokingly quizzed he shrugged and said "well, at least you know I'm not gay..."
(I do not condone his veiled homophobia, sadly a product of his narrow minded, parochial peer group)
TSY, ok I'll re-phrase then. Dating is awesome when you meet nice/interesting people, instead of a complicated situation/more huffs than a room full of women with pmt) - that's not an attractive feature in blokes - and a friendship at stake. Any better? Are you still doing the online dating then? It's not something I've been interested in doing before really, but maybe its better that way.
Jojo,
Here's some parenting advice for the sticky situation in which you find yourself...
My parents found 2 pornos under my mattress when I was 12. I 'fessed up to finding them in my older brother's room 😀
Jojo - it could have been worse. Luckily you heard first.
My bizarre today was probably quite normal for many. Bizarre is good though and will try harder tomorrow.
I have just finished watching Neds. Great film.
Just to remind you of Somerset Sharki.........
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DGOAB. yep still at it. ...You've made me think that I shouldn't take things any further with either of the girls that have found me online who I work with though!
A few years back we were having a family meal at my parents and my Mum pipes up to my brother and me 'Which one of you has been looking at pornography on my computer?', we looked at each other for the briefest of seconds both knowing the other had before confessing in chorus. Still wish the pair of us had played dumb and silently looked over at the old man! 😆
snaps ewe cheeky.....
I had a black TSX 125 and not a 185 er..
These days i find it can be at times the only hot meal i have.
yuk! not the comment I thought I read first thing 😯