[Closed] If you were to change your name...

Chet Sidewinder. I would buy a cape also.

I'd be Stud Stingray.
Then I could go around in calf-length boots & tights & no-one would bat an eyelid.

😆

Already did that. And quite easy it is, too, if you don't mind junk mail still arriving in your old name...

Rachel

Moses - you really want to walk round in boots & tights??

Dick Rambone has a certain ring to it...

tandem jeremy 😉

I suppose it would be more practical than the robe?

Thaddeus Cockwomble. For the lulz.

Or Mike Hunt for the comedy value.

Maximum Dangerthrust

Rodney Dangerslacks was my preferred choice years ago

Sammie-Louise Taylor x

deadly darcy

@TSY - go on - I dare you!!! lol

As long as my middle name can be Ursula (after Ursula Andrews one of my fav' actresses).

Max Power

I think the reporter Damian Grammaticus has a brilliant name.

I would like to be known as Skid Solo 🙂

Jacques Piccolo

[i]Andrews[/i]?

Mine's already taken by one of our blokes in Germany

Wasn't it a similar named guy that leaked the nuclear secrets to the Russians, Karl Fuchs or something??

Rachel

What with some of these names, I'm surprised no-one has gone for Theophilus P Wildebeest...

Pigface - Member

I think the reporter Damian Grammaticus has a brilliant name.

Whenever I hear his name, I sing:

"Ooooooooooooh... The ladies of the harem of the Court of King Caractacus, are just passing by..."

I'm leaning towards Caractacus Dangerfield now...

Similar just isn't the same is it Rachel...

Rachel, what's wrong with boots & tights?
I cycle in div-style 5-10s and Ron Hills; there's not much difference.
🙂

Allah. (no last name, just Allah)

P912HVN

surfmat

John Smith, then I'd slowly slide under the radar...

Actually, I think it would be Arch Stanton

Jesus H Christ

Tim Limdim-Winding P'Tang P'Tang Ole Biscuit-barrel

Gary Glitter - I'd just reverse my birth name.

Slim...

Amadeus Amadeus

Butch Rampant. Butch is actually the first part of my Pron name. The second bit isn't quite so glamourous however.

My pron name is Scamp Ratcliff.

Mmmm... Horney...

chipps.

"hi, (insert bike manufacture of choice), chipps here, we are a few bikes short for next grouptest. Ill bring the van, anything you'd like to submit for review.

😉

My mates Pron name is Flopsy Meddows. Never ceases to raise a giggle from me.

I'd change mine to Deed Poll.

Josiah Breadbin

or

Fuelrod Bazaar.

It will be this name, most people call me it now. Not sure about a Christian name, do i need one?

Barry Randy Jaeger

I'm happy with my surname. I'd like to be Seamus though.

Failing that phil consequence. 🙂

Lilo Sideboob

Methuselah - It sounds a bit medieval and nutty to me.