[Closed] If you were going to stalk someone off of here....

binners - Member
He's taken the adverts with him too, I notice. The selfish bastard!

That's because you're a P, now.

isn't it just called twitter ?

I think I've got a stalker.

I keep seeing the same girl 10ft in front of me.

He's not been on twitter recently either...that's why my feed has been very quiet as there's not been much chat between philly and DD!

Phil. Be honest - Have you two had a tiff?

😥

i miss b'mitch too.

he's my favouritest religypeepz

EDIT - binners, i did call him a chubby funster, he called me an internet bully, i told him he loved it.... he can't hate me cos he send me cauliflowerz

Ah, sounds like someone's missing a smiting:

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I'd stalk Binners. And I think he'd love it.

Can I stalk three please?

[s]can't beat a good prowl[/s]

My own stalker? COOL! 😀

binners - Member
My own stalker? COOL!

I knew you'd be happy. Just waiting for the right time to tell you.

3!?!?!

greedy girl

how is TSY meant to feel special knowing you lust after 2 others?

how is TSY meant to feel special knowing you lust after 2 others?

He promised me a special hug at Swinley Forest and he kept his word. * swoon *

But now he has a new lady in his life. I'm not jealous, not at all. 😉

Yeti, I know it's you stealing my knickers, they'd better not be sticky. 😈

I'm stalking binners and DezB. I can seeee you lol

she's not that new anymore... time flies and he hasnt got bored/rid of her yet!

i do hope, for your sake, that yeti's idea of what the 'special' part of the 'special hug' differs depending on who he's hugging, because my experience has left me doubting my ability to spot a sexpervert in the wild.

I nearly stole Binners' knickers, but they were sticky already 🙁

Oh and can I be a wee bit greedy?

I want to stalk some dogs and puppies too. 8)

Yeti, I know it's you stealing my knickers, they'd better not be sticky.

😯

does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

that bird peterfile is always posting pictures of in suggestive tent based pictures would have quite a crowd traipsing after her.

haha, by "suggestive tent based pictures" do you mean "a girl in a tent"? 🙂

I'll stalk you then alfabus and we can have some sort of weird stalking triangle going on 😀

I like this thread, its funny

I would stalk Geoffj 'cause he's got my name & its weird

When stalking goes wrong...

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love the way he looks up at the ceiling aftewrads "What did you go and do that for!"

they do seem to be working in a large wardrobe too.

Funny thread. I reckon elfin is stalking us all!

emsz - yours are very small... hence this obsession I have with iDieting.

I'll stalk you then alfabus and we can have some sort of weird stalking triangle going on

Be my guest... but I can't help but think that you're getting the raw end of the deal 🙂

Dave

*double post*

Be my guest... but I can't help but think that you're getting the raw end of the deal

Dave

Something about your choice of words there just sent a shiver down my spine 😯

🙂

I actually had a real stalker once, I was 17 and he was 52. He tried to groom me! Stupid man.

I'd stalk captinflashheart or TSY. Or PhilConsequence. Or possibly iDave, only because I believe he lives somewhere nicer than this dump 🙂

Mate had a stalker, bloke from work, he left her hot chocolate on her doorstep.

well weird.

I'm stalking the tags
they're up there ^
they can't see me
I'm hiding over there >

Well I thought it was a nice thing to do at the time.

Hot chocolate at yer door would be well scary.

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Well, I never knew there was all those blokes in hot chocolate. I thought it was just two!

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I'd stalk young phil,

TSY would be like tooo easy and be waiting for it

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I just saw a face at the window..
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was it you emsz?

ha ha, that what I'm like with a hang over...

I'd welcome a stalker, I get lonely and enjoy attention.

No sign of bravisimo yet then? Everyone have a look behind their sofa. See if he's there

Just looked behind ours but it was just emsz. I'll just make her a brew. We've no hot chocolate. Sorry emsz

I thought it was just the black guy in the first row that was baked but if you take a close look, they're all seriously roasted.

Well, maybe with the exception of the guy in the stripy rugby shirt...

Edit :ah, the piccie on the previous page.

Everyone have a look behind their sofa.

Awesome! £500!

🙂

DD can't post right now. Apparently he's in Hora's wardrobe waiting for him to go to bed so he can watch him sleeping.

Has 40DD become a casualty of the cold weather whilst sat outside Philly's?

tazzy, emma... i'm touched

(or at least i hope to be)

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i'm too damn loving to stalk just one person, would need to set up online profiles and keep them all on the same website to stalk you all at the same time... pictures of your faces would be good, almost like a little black book of people i want to [s]touch[/s]stalk. a book with faces... i shall call it facebook.

I heard he was on set of George Clooneys latest movie, working as a hair double

😆