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I'd go for
Neptune's Kiss
or
Brewer's Wig
You can race whores?!?
Big Hitter
"China Cruise in Trap 1..."
You can race whores?!?
Stealth Edit would be another suggestion of mine. 😉
Hoof Hearted ?
What hooves for?
Too ethereal.
Bombers
Ctrl-alt-delete
Dark peak
Lumens
Whole new meaning to a "what shoe" thread.
Hoofed in the slats
Some of my favourites have been:
Destructive Habit
Rideitlikeustoleit
Weston Super Mare
The Slug
Tudor watches
Drop the Dead Donkey
Ban Hammer
Nuke from Orbit
Lubed gooch
Willeyedie
****
Ur Nag is Saracin.
Big Hitter.
TJ Left (best said at the start with 'in trap one' attached...)
Mersey Trout
GW. And that way, if the name doesn't work out, we can just change it
It's got to be 'CentreParcs' 😀
Ronnie Pickering.
No point really.....we'd spend too much time arguing over what length the horses legs should be or whether it'd be more fun to have a "Fat Horse"...
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Surf Matt Is Awesome.
Campagno-go-a-go-go
....or 'Sudocreme Cat'
Godwilling
Bridleslayer
Gnagpoon
Cockwomble
So Enduro
Tesco Value
Agent Picolax.
If that doesn't sound like a fast horse, I don't know what does.
Agent Picolax.
Makes a series of explosive runs without warning. Going = Extremely Heavy. 😯
Comeonmyson
Just to hear the race commentary
Bomber
Ian, or maybe Dave. Just because I think it's vital to go against these made up and overly long names.
Hedgerow Grumble
Ringfenced Unicorn
'What steed for N+1'
Cheeky Footpath
SingleTrotWorld.
Teabiscuits.
Shergnarr.
SixFiddyBeGood
Pritt stick
logging out
Or
Pull my finger
Loggin out in trap 2 🙂
Actually, Shart could be a good name
Putoline Dream
Man bear pig beard
No Dessert Orchid.
The Badger.
Beardy McAxerson
Hedge porn.
'Sudocreme Cat'
Winner.
Middle class whiney cockbag
What's It Worth.
Weekend Stormtrooper.
No Dessert Orchid.
*doffs cap*
Slat hoof
Whinny french tote
My face.
Oh the amusement of watching STWers screaming
come on My face
Anybody remember Steve Mcmanaman & Robbie Fowlers race horses named "a horse' & 'another horse' 😀
Baby Robin
Kid's Face
Volvo for Sale
Picolax Warrior
War Bastard
IT Manager in a Manger
Friday Kylie
Tea Biscuit.
First World Problems.
Trail Is Alive.
Owned With Bombers.
Shy Talk
We should call it:
"Binners eats at Greggs"
😆
TJ argues
Niche rider.
Dandyhorse
I Don't Pay Road Tax.
Wife signal
Steak Bake would actually be a good one 😆
No Dessert Orchid is genius.
keyboard warrior
pitchforks and bombers
gnaaar!!
Hope hitter.
That goes to show how creative and inspiring I'm feeling right now, must try harder at the Jail Ale. 😉
This thread requires these, obviously.
And also, but NSFW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY
Surely it should be Octavia !!
Hora
It'd be first out of the starting gate, though heading in the wrong direction.
Hobnob anyone
Arsebiscuit.
Surely someone has suggested Ronnie Pickering?
Rushupedge
I'd second SixFiftyBee
HoraIt'd be first out of the starting gate, though heading in the wrong direction.
Hora's coming from behind...
Shirley it'd be pwned by STW?
Sad Ken
..aaaaand, he's been shot!