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I promise you all that if England win the world cup - we will never hear the end of it


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 7:45 pm
 taka
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could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 7:48 pm
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I suspect many Scots will appreciate [url= http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/foolofideas/?action=view&current=absolutely_mcglashan_border.flv ]this?[/url]


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 7:51 pm
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... eat MussEd's cock


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:28 pm
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Not give a monkeys and then be very disappointed when they get bloody knighted.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:32 pm
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eat my own head.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:33 pm
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Attend a forum ride in a timetrial skinsuit. And miss the final because i'm running in London that day.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:39 pm
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Not be remotely bothered. And I'm a massive football fan but for some reason, just can't get excited about the WC. Maybe its because every chav in the country has attached a million flags to their Corsa and you can't even go into B&Q and escape the mass selling of red cross branded shit.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:45 pm
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+1 Gee's already won it ๐Ÿ˜†

Find it hard to care about ball sports, always nice for the country to win tho.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 8:57 pm
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Loving all those imaginative "I donlikefootbull ๐Ÿ˜ฅ " answers.
Very thoughtful. Very witty. v whatwas I ssayin>?


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 10:43 pm
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have my faith in dumb luck rewarded.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 10:50 pm
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I will drink myself senseless sing "Oe lay oe lay all night" and have a ****ing great time with me footy mates


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 10:53 pm
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I'll be drunk and very merry. Just like you should be.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 11:03 pm
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do the Autumn polaris in a morphsuit and a tutu.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 11:13 pm
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Take Trailmonkey's virginity.


 
Posted : 12/06/2010 11:55 pm
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could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face

..but you're just a kid aren't you? Probably best not to go hitting people that would most likely lamp you.


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 12:50 am
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soon be living in an independant Scotland.


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 2:57 am
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lol


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 4:24 am
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Pretend I love football and join in the nations deliriousness..


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 6:11 am
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Continue to ignore the stupid thing...


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 8:14 am
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Steady on DrJ! There's not that much of it to share!


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 8:53 am
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Take Trailmonkey's virginity.

It'll never happen,

a) We won't win it
b) I'm saving myself for someone with experience themselves
c) I was hoping to aim a little higher up the gene pool than yourself.

Other than that I'll consider your offer if things get desperate.


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 9:48 am
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Awwww...


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 11:16 am
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could'nt give a toss i would proberly go smack the nearest person wearing an england shirt in the face
..but you're just a kid aren't you? Probably best not to go hitting people that would most likely lamp you.

yeah but im not just any kid.... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 6:44 pm
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i will carry on as before and ignore it.


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 7:16 pm
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Bare my ass in woolies shop window, like i promised in the last world cup


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 8:37 pm
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...be very surprised


 
Posted : 13/06/2010 9:50 pm
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