[Closed] I want to buy a sausage roll. Who should I vote for?

Binners for PM. Natch.

Does that go for pasties as well?

Do you want that sausage roll hot?

I've heard the captain loves a bit of hot sausage 🙂

Vote Green for sausage ... 😆

Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

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Binners - Tough on steak bakes, tough on the causes of steak bakes.

Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

Just sayin'

binners - Member

Would you trust this man to leave any sausage rolls for the rest of us? Would you?!!!

Crikey that fat bar-stewart will stuff his face at every opportunity.

I suggest whenever you see him you should start a group chant like ...

You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
You fat bar-stewart!
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.
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Then show him a pork pie ... 😆

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tails - Member

Google images says UKIP

Crikey, is he from little Britain? 😆

junk food fan ?

anyone but the greens, obvz

I already own a sausage roll. I might start a thread taking the mickey out of this one and other folk who aren't so privileged...

Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

WHERE? TELL ME NOW!

What if none of the meat in pastry snacks are quite what I want?

I've been shorting sausage rolls recently as I reckon they're going to crash once we get a hung parliament.

Bear necessities- Google "Kelly brook naked" in a small room by yourself for some "accidentally" real eased provocative material.

Nsfw so I'm told.

Binners for PM. Natch.

*purchases shares in Greggs the baker*

]Has everyone seen Kelly Brooks new pictures?

*purchases shares in Kimberley Clark*

Google "Kelly brook naked"

I'll see you all in about a week or so.

Kryton57 - Member
Bear necessities- Google "Kelly brook naked"

Post of the year. Many thanks. I can confirm that they are NSFW.

[switches on private browsing]

Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!

And there was I thinking this would be a serious debate about VAT on sausage roles 🙄

Keep up, we've now moved onto baps and beef curtains.

I like sausage but I also love pie, is there a way to bring these two together in an unholy alliance?
I would love a sausage / pie interface scenario.... Cumberland Ring anyone?
Plus, if we could add baps in the mix that would be Juan Sheet spectacular...

15cm or 6" sausage roll? Will it include sausage or just some mashed up horse ankle?

The two lassies on shrek the musical tour that only ate greggs for 26 days. Not for charity. Just cause they could.

Dknwhy: very good!

Did she really get her beaver out on the beach?!

15cm or 6" sausage roll?

None of this crappy European metric nonsense, vote UKIP and all pastries will be imperial!

Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?

Surely the pasty vote will be a Cornish issue?

Are you saying Cornwall is full of ginger people?

Racialist!

In a quandary.

That's a chain of bakers I've never heard of.

Waitrose, there pork and apple sausage rolls are worth crawling over broken glass for.

Mistress Whiplash.