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[Closed] I tried to cover up all the swearing

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found by a friend in the planning archives.

Hopefully the sender is a singletrack forum member, or perhaps Mayor W*nker Brown is a big hitter?

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Posted : 13/04/2017 11:44 am
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I think I can make out the signature - Tom_W1987


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 11:52 am
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Why doesn't he say what he means rather than sitting on the fence?


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 12:23 pm
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The whole letter was spoiled for me by a single use of 'your' instead of 'you're' in the last paragrahph of page 1. The author was doing so well too.


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 12:59 pm
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"I worked in a senior level in HR in the council's housing department'

People management my specialty!

paragrahph

Sniggesr.


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:02 pm
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Managing to misuse "your" instead of "you're" when calling them stupid - classic ๐Ÿ˜†

Edit - dammit, too slow with the pedantry!


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:03 pm
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[url= http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsingletrackworld.com%2Fforum%2Ftopic%2Fi-tried-to-cover-up-all-the-swearing ]I added lots back in. CAUTION - Many, many very, very rude words within. [/url]


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:05 pm
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Bravo


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:43 pm
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dear god CFH


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:45 pm
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Sounds like the community council & preservation trust where I live!


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:57 pm
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Far too coherent and well structured.
Not enough obtuse profanity.
Lacks random capitalisation and excessive exclamation marks.
Hoofing, slats, wee and shoes noticeably absent from mention.
5/10


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 1:59 pm
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credit for 'culturally visionless ignoramus' shirly?


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:02 pm
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"I worked in a senior level in HR in the aardvarking council's muff sniffing department'

People management my specialty!

Flashes link made your comment so much better


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:02 pm
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I just looked up [url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aardvarking ]aardvarking[/url]...


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:07 pm
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๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:15 pm
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Id be up for a bit of that, no cheese tho, natch.


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:18 pm
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I thought aardvarking was docking?


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:34 pm
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[quote=ebennett ]I just looked up aardvarking...

It did not even enter my head that it was a rude word


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 2:35 pm
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dear god CFH

My work here is done.

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However.....I just tried the link on the BBC sport website and got this gem of cricket news

"It's hard that the fingering players are on licks 48 points because you are sucking them when they have done absolutely nothing wrong," added Botham, who ended his deep throating career at Durham.


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 5:08 pm
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It did not even enter my head

lol etc ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 5:10 pm
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No, I didn't need to know that. Why did I click?


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 5:11 pm
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Finishing up with a c-bomb. Nice work.


 
Posted : 13/04/2017 5:24 pm