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i dont like dogs,
and yesterday i woke up to see a german shepherd sh***ing on my lawn,
today he brought his dog as well
My two jokes:
(To my dad when I was about 14)
'I'm watching my weight'
'Yes, you're watching it go up'
(Eating ice cream with the family and an opera singer on the radio in the background)
'Is this Vianetta?'
'No, it's Pavarotti'
'
OP, top quality gag. Nicely done.
Sorry noltae, but you have pinched my joke (and no doubt a million others who lay claim to it as it is so obvious....
you would have to be mad to swim in the river in Paris. In fact, you would be insane
A few others I made up that I can remember...
What is a diversion? A welshmans' way of doing something
What you call a bunch of unconvinced people sat in a large container? A sceptic tank
Bookings being taken....talk to my agent 🙂
According to the board ironing is decreasing.
That's mine.