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It was in a piece describing the average person in a certain Yorkshire craphole of a town.
"Teeth like a burnt out fusebox"
Now that IS funny
Name n shame?
From a Yorkshire lass, the term is usually used around here is
Gob like an old fire grate
Halifax or Huddersfield?
Could be either of those two to be fair. My money is on Faxi though.
I always liked a mate's use of "face like a melted welly".
I've always liked 'teeth like a pan full of burnt chips' or 'thick as a whale omelette'.
‘Teeth like sugar puffs’ is the one that always makes me chuckle.
A mouth like a council graveyard is one I’ve heard.
Scouse lad I was at uni with described a girl once as having ‘a face like a galvanised bucket.’
More teeth than a Ferrari gearbox.
Legs like a billiard table.
Dustbin teeth....... One per yard.
Long black curly teeth, walks with a lisp.
Mike Harding - "Teeth like the holy commandments, ten of 'em, everyone broke".
Teeth like a row of condemned houses
"Long black curly teeth, walks with a lisp"
That could be straight out of a John Cooper Clarke poem!
Teeth like a burnt fence.
Face like they've been dooking for chips
Face like a welders bench...
Looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a golf shoe...
Teeth like a Zulu's necklace
Not a tooth in iz/er yed
I used to work with a guy named Donnie who had terrible teeth.
We called him Donnie Summer.
Summer white, summer brown, summer there, summer missing
He had a face like a bulldog licking piss from a nettle
I remember some old Charlie Brooker ones;
Face like a rucksack full of dented bells and, describing Anne Widdecombe;
Face like a haunted cave.
Joe Lycett has some lovely ones - woman’s face looked like someone’s punched a quiche.
(and she’s called Lorraine!)
More feet than teeth?
Deliverance teeth
What's up wi yer, yuv got a face like a dropped pie/smashed crab.
Fanny like a wizards sleeve. Conversely... fanny like a mouse’s ear.
She could eat an apple through a chain link fence
What has 97 legs and eight teeth? Weegie methadone queue.
More chins than a chinese phone book
Fanny like a Hippo’s yawn.
Ring-piece like a chewed orange.