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Jokey banter fail alert
Don't tell him your name, Pike!
are you suggesting I am from romany stock now who is the racist 🙄
You're a racist.
why not join the Tory party, your machete might come in handy, if you do about 10 that'll leave 489,990 .....
Thanks for the support kit but its OK
I have them [i]both[/i] on the list and they [i]certainly[/i] won't be missed
TJ, If you're gonna go on a murderous rampage, might as well do it properly - would you like to borrow my gun?
so stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Pops.
How about you taking the banter fail and shoving it up yer hoop - sonny.
😮
A mix of lies, ignoring things and outright obfuscation
Sounds very familiar...
Zulu - I think a machete is a bit more - well personal and immediate don't you think?
TJ - please add the council tax numpties to your list for me please. Truly truly inept. You would think with the rates we pay them they could actually afford an email answering person and a simple calculator.
My friend Kam lived in an ex council house . The lady downstairs ( still council owned ) wanted a satelite dish . The fitter went up on the roof above Kams flat and fitted the dish to the chimney.
He also managed to break/dislodge about 4 roof slates, so he put a Tesco bag in the hole and tried to wedge the tiles in place.
A week later, about an hour after his birthday meal his roof caught fire due to water in the electrics and he was lucky not too die when the water tank smashed into his bedroom.
The council were notified every day for the previous 5 days about the hole in the roof.
We were shoveling Kams belongings into bin bags when the council bloke turned up to fix the hole in the roof.
We pointed to about 4 remaing charred rafters and asked would he like a cuppa before he started .
There then commenced 2 years of letter writing and denial by the council, who were determined not to pay. Lawyers got involved and they settled out of court eventually.
Elf.- Top 10 mate. Never forget.
Singletrackmind - the thing that really irks me here is the council appointed contractor did around £20 000 of damage to my flat over the last 3 years then went bust. According to the council I have to pay to repair the damage their contractors caused. I am already paying many tens of thousands for the original work. So they appoint someone to do work they say has to be done, it goes wrong and causes loads of damage and I have to pay to correct the damage?
just do as i did with edinburgh council when i wasn't happy with the work they arranged on my building -
refuse to pay, get taken to court.
point out to sheriff that i wasn't happy
get case sisted for council to investigate (after the fourth hearing)
then hear nothing more about it
that was over a year ago...
Might get to that Winston
Elf.- Top 10 mate. Never forget.
Never. There's a certain pride that comes attached to being a Top Tenner. People who don't come up to that standard are just losers, basically.
TJ - surely you're not advocating violence? Is there not a peaceful adult solution to be found?
Oh the irony!
Elfinsafety...I'm deeply offended by the fact that you think TJ is racist. I'll see you in court! 😆
(this is what it's like at work BTW)
Making lists is good,
not nearly as good as cleaning guns and listening to the clowns.
No actually I must apologise TJ isn't a racist and I'm out of order for calling him a racist I'm sorry.
[i]No actually I must apologise TJ isn't a racist and I'm out of order for calling him a racist I'm sorry[/i]
Not good enough & It's no good just 'apologising', I need an explanation of your statement & why you said it in the first place.
(still in work mode here) 😆
Well I thought he's find it amusing but apparently not and now his mates are having a go at me and I don't want any trouble.
Elf - it was mildly amusing the first few times.
Pfft. Bit like your list, then...
*moves elf to teh top of the list*
*Reports TJ to the Commission for Racial Equality*
*froths at the mouth*
*Informs Pest Control Services that a rabid TJ needs putting down*
dunno about racist - after all, he's doing good works in the 3rd world isn't he ?
Pretty good case for [url= http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article7122146.ece ]terrorist[/url] though, I reckon
Just filled in a RIRF (racial incident report form) about Elf & TJ cos Elf thinks TJ is racist (& said so) & about TJ cos Elf said he was racist.
Thats where I work for ya! 😯
There's even a member of staff who's under investigation for it. & he's Indian BTW
Just you lot wait. You will be sorry. When i rule the world things will be sorted out properly
Excellent.
Justice shall prevail! TJ shall come to rue the day he ever crossed me.
(Essel, if you happen to see Gerry 'The Ironmonger' on D-wing, can you let him know his wife's gonna get a lovely new kitchen if he sorts that little issue we talked about, [s]should[/s] when TJ ends up inside? Cheers)
(Toddles off to go and have drinks in his Mayfair club with 'Hanging' Judge Harrison...)
I don't have a list. - In fact, I've recently been feeling rather listless.
I think that nuke sub had a list though.
Elfinsafety - Member
*Reports TJ to the Commission for Racial Equality*
..which doesn't exist any more.
Do I get a 'get off list free card' for that?
Thats almost what happens when you shoot someone in the head pointblank with a shotgun
TJ - when I had a problem with the council my local (independent) councillor really went out of her way to get it dealt with.
If you can get to meet him/her and present your case you may well get a positive response and council officials seem to take far more notice of people who actually allocate funds to their departments than voters.
TJ, does your local councillor have a surgery where you can pop along and explain the problem face to face? As wwaswas says sometimes councillors can help.
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-11711158 ]Edinburgh Council £4 million housing repair scam[/url]
...see what you've gone and started !
My building alone is going to cost 1.5 million
Well, at least being a professional lawyer you're in a good position to deal with things. Unlike most of the folk who come on here asking for legal advice.