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I have (like many others) been drawn into this facebook crap - but i'm fed up of hearing the inane shite that people spout i.e. 'so and so... loves being a mum' WTF - i don't give a shite - f@ck off!!!! how do i de-freind these twa@ts, what do i click on? i don't want to close my account as besides being an exploitative vehicle for d1ck heads and narcassistic ****ts it is useful for staying in touch with the 5% of my 'freinds' i actually would have a pint with - please help before i kill.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:37 am
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You can just click hide next to their commenty bits and it stops them showing for you


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:38 am
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Go to their profile then bottom left is a little magic button that says "Remove from friends".


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:42 am
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Thanks a lot - that saved me from a possible 15 years inside.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:43 am
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scroll right down to the bottom of your front page. click on where it says "english (US)" (or UK). change it to "English (Pirate)". Hey presto - everything is more entertaining.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:45 am
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You do realise that this post is just as attention seeking, pointless and whiney as all those 'friend updates' that p1ss you off so much, don't you?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:45 am
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you can also *disable account* and never go back


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:46 am
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you can also *disable account* and never go back
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Amen Brother.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:48 am
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He's a bit simple, so he probably hasn't ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:48 am
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or you could just accept that people do inane things and chill out :o)


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 9:56 am
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or you could just accept that people do inane things and chill out :o)

yep, chill out fella, not worth it.

Simon.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:01 am
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samuri has just been for a wee. It was great.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:08 am
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Yesterday I reported that I was feeling old as I was having trouble biting my toenails :o) It was a false alarm! It's fun to gross people out...


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:12 am
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i joined up to find a few old uni mates, which ive lost contact with which was cool... but i have to agree there are a good load of freaks on there... who seem to live their life through facebook....

people seem to write about 'what they are feeling' to get sympathy.

its quite funny aswell when people think they are having a private conversation with their 'mates' when infact all can see

but on the whole i get the feeling its a bit of an 'adultfriendfinder' in disguise aswell

im too old for it really....


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:14 am
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I'm with Rocket & Jamie


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:14 am
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I'm with Rocket & Jamie

why not make your fortune by starting GrumpyFacelessBook.com ??


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:16 am
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I never joined facebook. I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:22 am
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I never joined facebook. I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash.

Surf's up! Mind if I join you on that wave?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:38 am
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I seem to have sat out long enough to ride the backlash.

isn't that a bit like being proud of never having used a keyboard and of having all your emails printed for you ?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:42 am
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It is the same simon, yes. Failure to adopt any pathetic berk-infested piece of attention-seeking time-wasting nonsense because the idea of it makes you cringe is indeed [i]almost exactly[/i] the same as smashing a spinning jenny with a hammer. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:48 am
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Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe - you are useless pricks.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:51 am
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Failure to adopt any pathetic berk-infested piece of attention-seeking time-wasting nonsense because the idea of it makes you cringe....

Oh the irony


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:52 am
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because the idea of it makes you cringe is indeed almost exactly the same as smashing a spinning jenny with a hammer.

I'm glad you've recognised your luddism :o)

Isn't friendship about accepting the foibles of others ?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:54 am
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LMAO @ geoffj - it's funny because it's true.


 
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why not make your fortune by starting GrumpyFacelessBook.com ??

Hatebook was briefly successful about two years ago, but now seems to be defunct. I'm guessing no fortunes were made.

Anyway, STW fits that description perfectly.

Fair enough Facebook isn't for everybody, but dismissing it because the people you have added as friends are inane and annoying seems a bit daft.

Personally I think it's quite a nice way of sharing info with people in a non-specific manner.

Don't get me started on Twitter though, now that [i]is[/i] a pointless tw*t magnet.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:56 am
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Tom just called and says, Hey.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 10:58 am
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[i]Isn't friendship about accepting the foibles of others ? [/i]

If this means having to feign interest in whatever piffle is dripping out of the stagnating brain of some person I don't really know but tagged online so I would look popular, then no, I do not recognise this as an attribute of "friendship".

However, I must cease this correspondence, as my secretary does not have time to print out any more of your posts for me. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 11:01 am
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[i]Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe - you are useless pricks. [/i]

Get bent grandad.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 11:02 am
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BigDummy - are you really the nasty Mr Woppit of old before he pretended to be nice and then disappeared?


 
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@ finbar - that's more like it me lad! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 11:10 am
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some person I don't really know but tagged online so I would look popular

therein lies your problem :o)


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 11:22 am
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Thanks for the help all!!!

all except finbar and Ianmunroe - you are useless pricks.

My favourite post of the month. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 12:08 pm
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People surprised that there are idiots on Facebook? Erm, hello? It's the one thing it shares with actual real life.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 12:16 pm
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What is Facebook?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 12:24 pm
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What is RudeBoy ?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 12:31 pm
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is there a dog?


 
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RudeBoy:

What is Facebook?

It is the social networking website you are pretending to not know about.


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 1:25 pm
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What does it do?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 1:31 pm
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My favourite post of the month.

what was the winner last month?


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 1:38 pm
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[i]all except finbar and Ianmunroe - you are useless pricks. [/i]

That's the thing about pricks, we're just naturally attracted to c*nts or arseholes ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Posted : 09/06/2009 2:38 pm
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My favourite post of the month.

what was the winner last month?

Oh, that was something about a dog...


 
Posted : 09/06/2009 3:34 pm