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There's more sick than dog in this one.

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(linked as it's a bit graphic)


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:08 pm
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Ah, a black lab. Walking dustbins even by dog standards.

My mother in law used to have a particularly dopey one. Said dog once ate the family's entire, heavily-brandied xmas cake in under five seconds whilst MiL's back was turned, then hwarfed it back up a few minutes later in front of everyone at dinner whilst MiL was still wondering what the hell had happened to it. Used to eat all sorts of disgusting shit on walks, even if you kept it on a lead, you just couldn't stop it. I recall looking after it once and feeding it a can of doggy-chunks as usual, which it inhaled in one solid cylinder in about 25 milliseconds, as usual. Then it barfed it all back up, neatly stored inside a large, previously-empty crisp packet which it had evidently eaten as a sort of doggy canape before the main course. Very easy to clear up that one, good dog!


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:16 pm
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I don't have a dog, but this is amusing ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:29 pm
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Not a barfing dog story but... I used to share a house in Leytonstone with some people who owned a black Lab/Alsation cross named Baloo, who was an amazingly intelligent dog, like many cross-breeds. One day poor Baloo got locked in and needed a poo so guess what he did? He went up to the bathroom, climbed in the bath and crapped in the plug hole. Impressive powers of reasoning, even though slightly off-target.

On another occasion I was out and about on my bike late one evening, and who should come lolloping down the road but Baloo, heading home for a night's sleep. We both stopped and a human/dog conversation took place across the road that went something like:

"Hello Baloo old fella, where have YOU been?"

(Wagging of tail and lolling of tongue) "Graaaaagh!"

"Ah! Been to see your girlfriend, is that right?"

(Vigorous wagging of tail, rolling of eyes and lolling of tongue in happiness) "Gurrrraaghhh"

"Well don't hang around... off you go!"

One last wag and a sheepish roll of the head and off Baloo trotted, straight in the direction of home, three streets away. It was the most clear and human exchange I've ever had with a dog.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:34 pm
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Friend of mine black lab cross ate a dead seal and then spewed it up in their car. Car was never the same, I avoided getting in it


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:49 pm
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wwaswas, that is a quality picture. Not much point in the inco sheet really...


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 3:52 pm
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What indont get about wwaswas pic is that if you look at the whole picture, there is a brindle back end adding to the mixture, so either it hasn't all come from the boxer, or someone's been at the Photoshop.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 5:07 pm
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Scapegoat - was well reported at the time - if you search for chocolate sick dog there's quite a lot of info.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 5:12 pm
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Jugged Hare?


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 5:32 pm
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Is your name Kit Williams and is there a hidden clue in the picture?


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 5:58 pm
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To put it's picture on the posters in case anyone has lost a rabbit

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Posted : 14/04/2016 7:21 pm
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Our retriever did this in our car on the way back from the beach with a whole rotten fish she had downed, bones and all. Same universal expression of queasy shame.


 
Posted : 14/04/2016 7:36 pm
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