I saw one of Queen Victoria's frocks in a museum the other week. She was 4'8"!
That's about the size of a wheelie bin.
That is proper short!
mrsflash - Member
pssst, pretend to have grown, you seem to get a free entry then.
*S****s....*
Captain your mind is in the gutter today. disgraceful.
Sorry...... 😳
How about I make up for it with a ladies edition A&A on the morrow...! 😉
go on then.
That is proper short!
Officially a midget which IIRC is 4'10" and less.
Officially a midget which IIRC is 4'10" and less
Yeah but the medical definition of "short arse" is anything under 5'6" for men and 5'0" for women.
In the UK at least.
Not sure what system Japan use.
IIRC you're not that tall, are you Graham? 😉
Officially a midget
Would she have been issued with a card or some sort of documentation stating that? Some sort of Offical Midget's Club pass.
Lets not get on to the subject of her Prince Albert either you bunch of pervs.
i always thought i was 5'2" but now i'm not so short.
Ooh looking forward to hubby coming home and measuring me up. I'm short, so an extra inch wouldn't go a miss.
Harry_the_spider, I talked to you and Rammy rummer loads at HtN, you both seemed to be very very busy though 🙂 Can't think why!
The first one was a hideous blur. The second one however was borderline boring from our POV! Next time i'll bring a book.
I got weighed at the hospital the other day - 74kg, with clothes.
So yesterday I rang up a medical trials company, they ask age, height, weight and I say I'm 74kg, or about 10.5stone (which I've weighed since I was 16 or something). The lady bursts out laughing and informs me that 74kg is 11stone 9lbs! 😳 I'm getting to be a fat bugger.
It's totally impossible MrsF! 8)
I'm 5ft3andahalf...and you're definitely shorter than me!!!
Just accept it...you are a shortarse!!!! 😉
MrsSwadey - all 4'10" ("and a half", as I keep being reminded) would like to know the secret of this height change....
Just accept it...you are a shortarse!!!!
you too dearie :o)
MrsSwadey - all 4'10" ("and a half", as I keep being reminded) would like to know the secret of this height change....
She has to stand in a field in Manchester and get rained on whilst Ed Oxley serenades her with a didgeridoo.
She has to stand in a field in Manchester and get rained on whilst Ed Oxley serenades her with a didgeridoo.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
...and he has to paint his face blue.
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If he doesn't you go fat rather than tall.
It’s an aboriginal thing apparently.
DIDGE-man.......he was ace 🙂
Steel band at the next one. Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs Flash's height.
Harry_the_Spider - Member
Steel band at the next one. Not sure what effect it will have on Mrs Flash's height.
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FC you need to get yourself measured, perhaps you are tall now too!
continentally i am 1.85metres
