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Ok, the glasses may not be yours, but if you really want to impress the hottie, buy some clippers and get rid of that hair. Or spend money at a nice barbers, but clippers are easier 🙂
You win a quick fumble with Vicky.
No one said life was fair 🙂
Ask her if she knows Simon Barnes.
The Archers? What do I win?
Well done! You win part of an old Abus lock frame mount that's in the bottom of my bits box I don't know why I've kept it. And a jar of weird pickled cabbage leaves my mum brought round because she thought they looked 'interesting'. Yeah, but what the hell am I supposed to do with them? Maybe you'll think of something. It'll be an exciting prize.
So Kit, have you done anything yet? Has someone told you who it is off here?
Stop her and tell her there are over 180 useless entries by 100 different people on this forum, on how you might get to introduce yourself to her.
Give her a bit of paper with the link, ask her to read it, sleep on it and then advise you what to do about this seemingly insurmountable problem.
Either she'll see the funny side, or you won't see her again.
Or pay me to do the intercept on your behalf!
Spongebob - the ol' faithful 'I spend loads of time talking on internet forums' opening line, he can't possibly fail with that one!
Sadly I haven't seen her yet this week - mustn't be getting the timing right 🙁 Clearly I'm not lurking long enough in the bushes...
Or she got the fear and is now commuting via Mars, just to make sure she avoids weirdos like you.
😛
"Sadly I haven't seen her yet this week"
I bet she lurks here - you blew your cover when you posted. Bet she's reading this now. Write a post about how much fancy her and she might come out of hiding.
Go on!
Or she might stay in hiding...
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...for some unknown reason
So unkind...
I know. 8)
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Hmm maybe try growing a big beard, and riding a skinny, steel tubed, fully rigid SS in sandals, as a way of drawing attention to yourself, and that way you might be the one being asked questions [i]of[/i], (rather than trying to start something / anything).
If it doesn't work out as planned, or the questions don't go the *right* way ... at least you'll have discovered something about yourself.
😉
You could try hiding in the bushes with a large balloon, and pop it when she rides past, causing her to crash, then run back to your hidden bike and ride up all nonchalant like and stop and help her up.
Just a thought...
No updates??
Have any arrests been made yet??
Forum taken down as evidence....
I'd wait until the days draw in a bit and it's a bit darker in the mornings
You need a haircut, better glasses, and a smile...
Learn to unicycle, dress up as a shark, and hand out flowers and chocolate brownies to everyone you pass. If that doesn't get her attention nothing will.
You need a haircut, better glasses, and a smile...
I've already got a sense of humour and massive endowment - a winning combination without the looks 😉
massive endowment
You are aware of the rules regarding mis-selling of endowment policies aren't you?
I believe that as long as you let the customer know that the policy may under perform then you should be ok.
Personal Favourite: Ride up next to her on a steep climb, glance down and deliver that immortal line...... "So I'm not the only one who likes to get it into Granny then?"
No need to thank me just get in there and go for it 🙂
Minds eye, sharp pointy stick interface. Thanks for that.
So - any update...?
Is today the last day? If so all or nothing. Combine all the suggestions in one and surely she couldn't refuse such a grand gesture.
i predict no words will be exchanged.....
you boned her in a layby yet?
Well, yup, it's my last day at work today. I didn't come across her all week ( 😉 ) and I got the bus to work today.
I might have to get up early and go for morning rides to "chance" upon her. Early bird catches the [s]worm[/s] hottie 🙂
the early worm gets eaten.....
she's probably been reading this thread... 😉
is that it! ive read all six pages to come to this! omg.
i was waiting for a beautiful happy ending!?
learn alesson from me kit,nothing ventured, nothing gained.
get amungst it.fill your boots!
learn from this and stop being shy.
very disappointing, as she said in her txt
What a let down. You built it up and up, then failed to deliver.
As she said in her second text.
Shouldn't this have an update and a happily ever after?
you need to get out more,...all of you!
Boo. Kit, what girl is this?
I cycle the same path every day (and have occasionally noted you coming the other way). I'm always on the sniff for hot women, but rarely see any. There is one rather tasty brunette girl who always wears sunglasses and seems to have various 10k / marathon t-shirts on. Getting married next year so only up for the eye candy scene really.
In terms of asking her, why not come clean with:
"Hi, hows it going? (wait for reaction) I see you most days on my commute, think you look pretty/nice/hot/fast-on-a-bike, and was wondering if you'd like to go for a drink sometime? (wait for answer, no matter what it is, have your phone number written down to give her)"
... yeah I'm not amazingly great with women either.
Good Lord, is it the car-crash-watching mentality that draws folk back to this thread!
I no longer have a commute (haven't for nearly 2 weeks!) along that path so unless I'm up for some reason I won't be along it again!
Sandy, what do you look like? I tended to ignore most bikers, sorry! The lady in question rides a Spesh Stumpy and is very petite, blonde hair, glasses. Say Hi if you see her 😉
Well you could get up one morning and just hide out and wait for her to pass then follow and as you pass say, Hi havent seen you for a while i have been working away - anything exciting happened on the cycle path lately?
if she ignores you you could follow up with 'suppose a fuc*s out the question then'
This bike path isn't in Ipanema is it?