Move house, that's the safest thing to do.
I was robbed, just recently payed some one £50 to get rid of a bees nest (tree bees which are not endangered) in my loft space.
I wish I had know at the time that all I needed to do was prod them with a big stick 🙄
Nuke it in the slats? ......possibly from orbit?..... whilst on the hoof?
I'm not sure, but that may be the only way to be sure.
(Scottish people only - surely this should've been in the bike forum?? :?)
If the traditional nuke from orbit option proves troublesome with the neighbours, there's always this time-honoured solution:
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A large firecracker and a hasty retreat?
Aw c'mon, we're waiting the outcome with baited breath. Have you poked yet?
i lolled at the whipped cream suggestion
Stick a pint of beer at the entrance to the nest.
scratch all previous answers, clearly the best way is...
wasp vacuum
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and after you're done, you can find your least favourite neighbour and set it to 'blow'.
[i]1)Go into the loft. Stab at it with a big stick quickly. Withdraw from loft at pace and pull lid back.
2) Same as the first option but rather than use a stick, just chuck half a brick on it.
3) Cover myself up and pour boiling water on it and accept I’ll get a bit stung
4) Get some squirty stuff? If so is there a good type?[/i]
How are any of those options better than handing over some beer tokens to a bloke to do this for you?
