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This thread is why I love STW 😀
... or just the sailors?
I heard this...
Your testicles or Pickled Onions?
You often find pickled onions next to cocktail sausages.
I'm pretty sure I can't lick my own testicles
You'd never go out, would you.
Lad at our school could suck his own foreskin. Mind you, he was Jewish.
6 less than a jar of pickled eggs
Cougar... I find that to be in a bit of bad taste TBH.
42, surely the answer is 42.
Hairy Pickled Onions.. Ewe.
TSY - maybe a little salt?
(apologies if you're being serious, I didn't mean to offend)
I dunno, sometimes I find your humour a little hard to swallow.
That one in particular has got stuck in my throat.
I'm pretty sure I can lick your testicles Flash, maybe we should hook up?
I'm glad you're talking about another Flash....
Dobbo oversteps the mark.....
8)
It's an acquired taste, certainly.
For balance you've got to lick my ears too...
Preferably first.
Cougar... pretty close to sweet cured bacon I hear.
Not sure how much lick I've got, but I'm always up for a challenge.
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Can't we get back to pickled onions please.
They look better served this way IMO..
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Lad at our school could suck his own foreskin. Mind you, he was Jewish.
😆
The bar has just been raised
Don't eat too many will you's
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That's not 'too many,' just one bloody big one.
That girl needs to learn to chew her food.
Her belly button has turned into a nipple.
She looks like she's eaten a small child the fat caaaaa
aaaah that photo brought back happy memories of my former life in Bracknell.
Does it matter how many onions are in the jar? Lets face it - NO ONE would ever stoop so low as to buy, surely?
of my former life in Bracknell.
it's possible to escape bracknell? 😯
Of course Phil.
I escaped the evils of teen pregnancies, drugs, pickled onions and general barbarity and settled in the tranquil suburbs of Stevenage.
£0.25p each! where is your chippy!
Is the area relevant?
I've always wondered how many mushy peas make up one of those mushy pea cartoons too.
[url= http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/441062375/garlic_pickle_onion_pickles_onions_in.html ]Now Garlic ones. That's interesting[/url]
Hmmmm, I seem to have developed a craving...
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Best thread in months
Armchairs link - flavour salty, shape ball
Not sure I could eat the 20tonne minimum order!
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the answer is 35, . . . . you great big stoopid lump!!
Not sure I could eat the 20tonne minimum order!
STW Group buy perhaps?
I'm sure 200 of us could stomach 100kg each?
😉
There are no pickled onions in a chip shop jar.
But there are quite a few shallots.
Oops, sorry just seen the thread title - it says picked. Still none then, you don't pick onions - you dig them up.
Peter Piper to the forum!
One drunken night I bought the entire jar of pickled eggs from the chippy and brought them to the boozer because my mate had boasted he could 'cool hand luke' them.
In the end he ate 14. We shared a flat at the time and he was on the bog most of the next day. I think I had to pee in the garden. Not nice
I'm clearly bored. But from another pickled onion supplier for a bulk order:
Dear Sir/Madam,
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Our products have got wide acceptability in many Europeans, South & North American, African, Gulf, Middle East and Asian countries. They match the international quality standards. We are always committed to value addition to our products and enhanced customers satisfaction.
We believe in building long lasting relations. Therefore, we value your inquiry a lot. We further understand that your company is also engaged in the trade of above goods. We are confident that our prices being most competitive will match to your expectations. We are interested to do a large volume of business with your reputed company for a long time
A price-list will also follow upon hearing your specific requirement, quantity, port of destination, Payment terms, CFR or CIF terms etc.
We ensure that if you work with us one time it will be life time business relationship. As quality keeps the relation smooth and powerful, we believe in quality standard and timely commitment.
A line of your reply will be highly appreciated.
We feel quite happy when we will receive your e-mail looking for your cooperation in making seriously business.
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Yours truly,
Deepak Bhoot (B.E. Chemical)
[url= http://www.alibaba.com/product-tp/100206603/Pickled_Onion.html ]Link to prove I didn't make this up[/url]
Peter Piper to the forum!
blady good . . . hic!
armchair > that's brilliant. I want some growled onions.
I've just been to the chippy.
Average 56, that's a pretty good ROI, think I'll put some money into the pickles Market.
Are you all stoned?
Have you drugged our onions?
Gary - how did you get an average number? Did your chippy have a statistically relevant number of pickled onion jars to represent the total market?
Remember this is important stuff so accuracy is highly relevent