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Your username lacks the “c” at the end.
😉
Is disappoint.
His favourite groupset is XTR.
Radarrrrrrrrr surely?
Radarrrrrrrr!
Damn it.
Made me laugh 🙂
Currently designing a Pirate themed board game at the moment and watching Black Sails 🙂
Why are all pirates from Cornwall...?
They’re not. Robert Newton was from Dorset. 🙂
Why didn’t pirates ever go to the moon?
Your username lacks the “c” at the end.
That was funnier than the original joke, well played.
Why are all pirates from Cornwall…?
Because they arrrrre.
...because they Aarrrrr!
Why didn’t pirates ever go to the moon?
Because the moon isn’t real and we’re all living in a simulation?
What did the Blackbeard say on his 80th birthday?
Ay Matey.
Which pirate is missing?
Long gone silver..
Ay Matey.
Chapeau! 🙂
What goes, "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?
A parroty error.
Why didn’t pirates ever go to the moon?
Because it was toof Arrrrrr
John Finnemore:
Kirates with no licks.
(what happened to embedding videos?)
They say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
What happened when Bluebeard the Pirate fell into the Red Sea?
He got Marooned!
Redbeard, Whitebeard and Bluebeard got together one day....
<pedant>Why "fog"?</pedant>
Captain Pugwash was from East Sussex! 🙂
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
Person answers "R"
No, a pirate's first love be the C
Currently designing a Pirate themed board game at the moment and watching Black Sails
Have you been commissioned by this bloke?
