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[Closed] How do you fix your groin?

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I pulled something in my groin and it's killing me. The GP checked it and she says it's fine. Although I childishly enjoyed the way she did it, I wonder - how do I fix the pull? I'm struggling to draw my knees together.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:12 pm
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You rest if for a few days and then get some friction massage and ultrasound before doing some strengthening exercises.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:14 pm
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Get someone to kiss it better ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:19 pm
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wombat, thank you! I knew that was the way forward ๐Ÿ˜€
If only I could get my GP to do the friction massage SBZ's talking about...


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:24 pm
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short sessions of intense massage on a regular basis?


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:27 pm
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Friction massage is intended to trigger an inflammatory response right enough.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:28 pm
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short sessions of intense massage on a regular basis?

nothing new there then.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:36 pm
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Go back to the GP, tell her the other side's gone now as well.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:38 pm
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This has started to sound like the plot from a Dutch porn film.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:39 pm
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This has started to sound like the plot from a Dutch porn film.

I thought from the title of the thread this was gonna be like something from Ervine Welsh's latest sequel to Trainspotting..


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:43 pm
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Choose Life, choose having your groin examined by an attractive GP.


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:47 pm
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short sessions of intense massage on a regular basis

the cause of, and cure to, most of life's groin strains


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:48 pm
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Genuine LOL ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 15/06/2011 2:49 pm