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I am a man. I am in The North.
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Old - check
Incompetent - check
Lack of sense of humour - check
About right then
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not in the slightest
I Had a CR500 Supermoto so it was
Came off my bike headfirst into a wall nearly 10 years ago now. Fractured vertabrae, 3 months in a back brace, then lots of physio. Got a new bike out of it though, so not all bad.
THANK GOD I WAS WEARING A HELMET!
World of war craft Druid Main Tank 🙂 raid leader, guild officer. Now reformed mmo addict 😉
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Had a kidney transplant 2 years ago. The old kidneys are still in there 🙂
Incredibly so.
very apt. I ride a bike, I'm in the languedoc.
10/10 for originality.
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I'm told it's very apt indeed!!
Rachel
It's not my name, but I'm Scottish (although I've lived in England for the past 31 years and can't even do a passable Scottish accent).
In my first job in the city I worked at a bank with a bunch of cockney types who insisted on nicknames for everyone...they called me Hamish.
Hamish was already taken so I stuck a Mc on the front.
If I was more creative I would have thought of something hilarious and clever.
Perhaps I could think of a forum name around my propensity to talk to much...my posts are too long.
Mine couldn't be more appropriate.
I've written the best Christmas song ever and I hate PC World.
mine was an attempt at irony; you see Bellerophon is the God that rides on Pegasus, see here:
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But I'm not a riding god, and my ride isn't a horse, see; but I was in the paras.
I've written the best Christmas song ever and I hate PC World.
haha
Although the best Christmas song is by Slade...everyone knows that.
nope (am neither fast nor a carbon easton cnt flat bar 😉
A mate thought mine was apt after I started buying bikes that were far higher spec than my riding abilities will ever be able to justify a few years ago, and I remembered it when I needed a forum name.
Sadly, there is even less cash than dash now,, which is kind of ironic.
From time to time. I can't ride two at once.
Most of my heros are, in fact, dead.
I am, however, neither a hero, nor decreased.
My left femur is held together with a wooden dowel*
*may be a lie - you work it out.
I Do have a tendency for having a go and failing spectacularly, so a literal translation rather than a reference to the iconic Lee Majors show
Not really.
Just a big ol' pussycat. Or something.
Completely apt
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I [b]am[/b] the leader of the Decepticons 🙄
True. When I get around to it I'll get some copies of my MRI scans and post them here.
Do I have to draw you a picture?
Very............. but only at lunchtime
yes, but not for the reasons some of you think.
I used to be a Botanist and had just been banned so re-registered with another name so it was very apt.... much less so now.
It was....but for the last 2 months i have been living in India! 😯
I'm not [i]entirely[/i] without teeth... but some have been sacrificed in the cause of mountain biking.
I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf. 😐
Never do sport without cider!
Rode with a camelback full of cans and bottles to the beach last night, then went to the pub for some more!
I am charged with ensuring the safety of an elf
Are you Santa Claus ?
sadly... 🙁
Are you Santa Claus ?
No; I'm an Elfinsafety officer for Hackney Council. There's a lot of responsibility with this job; I have to go to diversity workshops and wear a stab vest at all times.
'RealMan' is praps one of the most un-apt forum names of anyone. Isn't he a skinny teenage inexperienced lad or something? Looks about 14 in his pics.
Very.
My pseudo comes from the French (and Spanish) title of "Die fetten Jahre sind vorbei", a film about a sold-out generation of 68 businessman and the Edukators - anarchistic altermondialists. There's a bit of both in me so it seemed a good pseudo. Most STWers though just assume I'm a teacher which I'm not though I have been.
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I am known as Smiffy
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I always get thing wrong.
It's a long story...