[Closed] Horse burgers!?

I thought we had some but when I looked in the fridge, they were off

and another.....

I did try some though, ended up with a bit in my teeth

First joke i actuly found funny.

Just so Aldi fans know unless you live in Northern Ireland,aldi stores have not been affected by this.

I see Tesco are using Zebra for their bar codes now.......

I wonder what's in their chicken Goujons.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'

Cow: 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

You should try Tesco meatballs they're the dogs bollocks

It's all part of stable diet, why worry?

You can Dressage this thread any way you like,it's still a knacker 🙂

In the mane they were quite tasty. Be glad to have similar from the same stable.

Tesco are taking HMV vouchers now - Horse Meat Vouchers 🙂

Man walks in to a burger joint and orders a burger
When asked if he would like to put anything on it he says
Yes, £5 each way

Apparently a poll into consumer reaction to the horse meat saga is being conducted by Gallop.

While Tesco are making every effort to improve the contents of their burgers I'm not sure I fancy trying their new range of Sea biscuits.

I used to enjoy Tesco beefburgers, they were part of my stable diet. But the last time I had one, I gave me the trots.

I like them. Very low in fat.
Although quite high in shergar.

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I prefer a saddle of lamb

All these puns are getting tiresome, I hope this doesn't go on furlong.

(Has there ever been a more puntastic news story ever?)

I thought I was safe from all this being vegetarian, but I've just heard that their veggie burgers have been found to contain bits of uniquorn.

*groans at Cougar*

I suspect having fantasy animals added to your food is bad for your elf.

*groans at Cougar*
wet my self more like 😛

The supermarket market bosses have all been jockying for position, trying to reassure people that sales remain stable. A bit blinkered if you ask me.

[i]trying to reassure people that sales remain stable[/i]

they won't be furlong.

my doctor told me to watch what I eat........so Ive booked some tickets for the Grand National

In fairness I had a burger yesterday ....it were champion

Tesco have pulled leggings from their shelves after traces of camel toe were found

stole that ^

Mods,this thread needs reined in 🙂

Nonsense, given it's head it will run and run, we'll have no more from you neigh-sayers.

stole that ^

I had to. Everyone else was stealing jokes and I needed to compete on a level playing field. But I feel really bad about it now, so please forgive me.

Did the burgers get only distributed locally .. or was it a grand national thing?

I had to. Everyone else was stealing jokes and I needed to compete on a level playing field. But I feel really bad about it now, so please forgive me.

Winner by a length!

[i]Did the burgers get only distributed locally .. or was it a grand national thing? [/i]

*pulls up The Chair*

Most of these puns are just foalish..........

To wash that burger down have some...
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or (for those of a certain age)?
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You'll want some Dessert Orchid with that Rum.

*pulls up The Chair*

shirely you must be kidding

Not really bothered about horse burgers but I'm binning them tins of Cock-a-leekie soup.

Apparently Tesco are taking steps to improve their supply chain, they are organising the Grand National this year.