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Missed the start so help me settle an 'argument'
How did the Hippo die?
taken out by an antelope whilst riding.
it crossed Penistone Road in Shepley & got taken out by a "lion"
It was shot because it kept pestering a river boat.
It was taking part in a "Why did the Hippo cross the road?" joke.
it failed to regenerate ATP
It was a time travelling hippo, it died of boredom having watched a program about its own death.
It was shot because it kept pestering a river boat.
Fnar.
Cheers Penguin, although Stato's answer also seems credible.
Was it wearing a helmet?
Nom, nom, nom ...
It choked on a marble.
I had to laugh - the missus was having a late supper as the vulture
stuck it's head up the rhino's anus. Ha.
I really did look as though it had fallen out of a tree.
The vulture / anus section was pretty rough!!
It wasn't dead, it was resting
The hyena/liquid sh1te interface was pretty grim. Obviously it didnt give a hoot, but boy, i was glad i wasnt scoffing at the time.
Please, if there is re-incarnation I don't want to be a vulture!
Or even a lion? King of the jungle and he's nomming on hippo nob! Brings a whole new meaning to gay pride!
what channel please - this needs a watch!
C4 last night. It'll be on 4OD i would imagine.