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[Closed] Help! The Jehovas Witnesses won't leave me alone! What can I do?

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Perform an exorcism (in Latin) on them.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 7:04 pm
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How can somebody can so "vocal" on an anonymous website and be rude and obnoxious in a virtual environment then lack the courage to explain themselves in plain English "face to face"

Attention seeker.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 7:09 pm
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Little note on door saying on Nightshift. (They'll get the message.)

Or just MTFU and tell thanks but no thanks and they'll be fine.

No nastyness involved.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 7:16 pm
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your interested or your not , if you are invite them back , if your not then tell them , dont waste there time , when they could be off anouying some poor other bugger,or failing all that tell them your off for a blood transfusion at 8.00 am.and havnt got time to stop.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 7:37 pm
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Hmm, some reasonable suggestions, and some utter bilge. About what I expected.

I think I'll just stick to the 'sorry, I'm busy/jolly well have not got time for you' approach. Polite, and simple.

How can somebody can so "vocal" on an anonymous website and be rude and obnoxious in a virtual environment then lack the courage to explain themselves in plain English "face to face"

I'm far, far worse in 'real' life...

Unlike some people on here, I actually do have the balls to say what I think of someone, face to face. And, I can also appreciate the need for tact and sensitivity, when necessary.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 8:12 pm
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You started this thread as a blatant cry for attention, then wandered off and got your knickers in a twist about Maggie Thatcher. Now you've gone all weepy and started playing the wounded soldier.

I think you need a lie down, maybe too much sugar this afternoon?


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 8:19 pm
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I actually do have the balls to say what I think of someone, face to face.

Clearly not, as this thread proves.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 8:23 pm
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committed christians are usually arrogant **** with no conception of anything outside their own blinkered and biased perspectives.

None of the ones I know are anything like that, actually.

Right - so you started a thread about some christians who came to your house and, because you're idiot enough to talk to them, just won't leave you alone. they won't leave you alone because they're determined to "save" you from whatever hell and damnation will happen to you if you don't join their club. and that's not being arrogant ****s with no conception of life outside their own blinkered perspectives.

Are you familiar with the word "crusade" by any chance, and it's meaning with relation to any current activities in Iraq?


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 8:24 pm
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Ask them who did the washing up at the last supper and don't you think it's a bit rough that Jesus's stag party went wrong and he got nailed to a cross.

Worked for me


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 8:42 pm
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😀

I don't how RudeBoy does it !

When I first saw this thread go up in which RudeBoy ask his ridiculous question about what he should do because he had invited Jehovas Witnesses for a cup of tea 'because it was raining', and how he had told them that he had an open mind about whether God existed or not, but how now they wouldn't leave him alone and what should he do, I thought "aye aye, the little bugger is up to mischief"

I played along and replied. But then, all the usual suspects came along to give him the reaction which he [i]really wanted[/i] ie : asked him why he hadn't just been he's normal gobby/nob self, and thereby giving him a chance to get into a good old slagging match with them 😀 Wonderful ! Suckers !

And good for you RudeBoy for making this forum a more interesting place !


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:07 pm
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But then, all the usual suspects came along to give him the reaction which he really wanted ie : asked him why he hadn't just been he's normal gobby/nob self, and thereby giving him a chance to get into a good old slagging match with them Wonderful ! Suckers !

Too true but a bit rich after being suckered into a catfight with that nasty bit of work on another thread! 😉


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:33 pm
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Do what my mum did!

Open the door with a sword in your hand and say,'Sorry I couldn't find my gun.' They never ever came back.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:45 pm
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despite their weird beliefs most JWs are actually very normal people. I've always found that they completly accept "No thanks, I'm not interested".
I have a bit of history with a rather nice young woman who turned out to be a (married) JH, so you can take my word for it....


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:52 pm
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Erm, some of this is utter bolx, my wife's a witness. Rudeboy, just tell them your not interested, politly point out that you have no interest in religion and they will leave you alone. You wouldn't believe how organized they are, they have territories and routes they stick to. If you ignore them and don't answer the door they will make a note and come back another time. Just tell them not to bother and hey presto!


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:05 pm
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RB please don't confuse JW's with Christians - they will let you as it works in their favour, but Witnessing is not a form of Christianity. False religions etc.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:14 pm
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Just tell them not to bother and hey presto!

Easy for you to say.

But RudeBoy isn't that sort of bloke. He's more "hey, don't stand there getting wet, come in, I'll put the kettle on. And yes I was thinking only today, perhaps there is a God" sort of guy.

He just simply couldn't bring himself be rude and impolite to people who irritate him.

LOL !


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:15 pm
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genghispod - try again. Christianity encompasses a mass of religions - including JW's. They won't let you believe anything, they are just people who don't pick the best bits to believe in and try to follow the whole of the bible's teachings. As with all things, it's interpretation.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:23 pm
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And good for you RudeBoy for making this forum a more interesting place !

No problem, GG!

Let's face it, someone has to, because some of the berks on here need some entertainment, such are their sad, inconsequential, boring, mundane little lives. In fact, I ought to charge, really.

To my 'Fan Club': far from being angry, annoyed or upset by your attempts to belittle or insult me, I take great amusement from the fact that you pay me so much attention, you are moved to the degree you are compelled, time and time again, to have a pop at me. I bet some of you lie awake at night, getting all wound up, over stuff I've said!

Personally, I seldom remember anything many of you say, as it's that unimportant to me. This forum is just a bit of fun for me, I don't take it that seriously.

Those who've met me, off here, and those who are actually intelligent, will realise that I may be more than just a 'persona', and therefore give me respect, as such, as I do, with people I feel display enough depth of character, and who might actually be more than a few words on tinternet.,

As for 'attention seeking'; I don't deny it, and you lot do me proud! Nice one, cheers! Don't you realise, that by reacting so vehemently, to anything I post, you are merely feeding my already over-inflated ego??

As Alan Partridge would say, 'Back of the net'!

And thanks to those of you who've actually bothered to give this issue some proper thought, and suggested amicable ways of politely dissuading these people from visiting me. I am more than happy to discuss religion, etc, but I just feel I've got little more to say to these particular bods.

And as for those advocating rudeness, abuse or violence toward otherwise well-meaning folk, well, you're big and tough, aren't you? Obviously, thinking things through a bit is a bit much for you. Never mind.

'RudeBoy is a tool'. Indeed. A spanner in the works! 😉

You love me really; you just need to come to terms with it...

BTW; if anyone does want a signed pic, a donation to STW, and I'll make sure you're sorted out.

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Posted : 16/05/2009 11:43 pm
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You are Leon Trotsky and I claim my five pounds .....

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Posted : 17/05/2009 12:08 am
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I'm better looking...


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:10 am
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Not according to your mugshot you're not.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:13 am
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You bollox. You're just jealous.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:16 am
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He's not better looking he is just a naughty boy..... Pray to what ever god cares to come knocking on my front door, come on mods, freedom of speech is one thing but Fred's mocking trolling using is nome de plume of the moment is just a waste of pixels and bandwidth i need some kind of filter to block from my desktop. He admits it above he only comes here to rub salt in wounds and poke otherposters in the eye for a reaction.... he probably pulls the wings off flies and melts ant with a magnifying glass for kicks when not near a computer..


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:20 am
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Jealous ? ...... well maybe.

But only because I don't look like this :

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That would proper put the wind up you eh ? .....never mind about bleedin Jehovas Witnesses


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:23 am
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He admits it above he only comes here to rub salt in wounds and poke otherposters in the eye for a reaction....

Not at all. I started this thread as a genuine attempt to gauge what others thought might be a good course of action, only to have people attempting a character assassination, a bit like what you're trying (and failing miserably) to do. If you act in that manner toward me, then I feel I've got every right to respond.

Can I sign you up for a chessboard, then?

Grizzly; I always thought it might be quite nice to look a bit Leninous:

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Posted : 17/05/2009 12:36 am
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$hit I look like Lennon!


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:48 am
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To be fair mAx_hEadSet, RudeFredBra likes to praise people almost as much as he enjoys winding them out.

And imo this thread was designed simply to get a reaction - a classic piece of RudeFredism. If people were simply to suggest, be polite but firm, it would give the opportunity to praise them for being caring and thoughtful. But if they were to suggest that he just acts like the obnoxious **** which they have come to expect of him, then that would give him the opportunity to give them some stick.

As he says himself, he is undoubtedly an attention-seeking muppet, but that sort of stuff makes this place less dull than it would otherwise be imho.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:52 am
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Lennon?

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What about McCarthy?

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Posted : 17/05/2009 12:54 am
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I always thought it might be quite nice to look a bit Leninous

Not for me thanks.

This is much more the 'revolutionary look' for me :

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Posted : 17/05/2009 12:57 am
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What about Uncle Fidel?

Well, with you being a chippie, and doing yer own tax and that, I'duv thought you'd be used to a good fiddle... 😉

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Sorry. does not in any way work written down. 🙁


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 1:02 am
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Ernie I am well aware Fred always maintains a few cheerleaders on here, there are few megalomaniacs that stand alone, the fact is I have been Max Headset since well from about the time the forum started .. Fred has had a multitude of names mostly due to his presence straining the patience of even the most tolerant of posters... I have a high threshold of pain when it comes to idiots and fools posting on forums, fred however maintains a continuous malicious streak in him that means at some point Rude Boy will cease to exist and no longer be the bike of choice for him and it will take on the form of some new marvellous brand of forum poster that some will find washes brighter than daz or bold, but inside to the rest of us remains the same old tired past sell by date spam. I however should know better by adding two threads i am simply serving his purpose by being here so that's the last one for me no matter what Fred might choose to add. In the end I live in a mountain biking heaven and live the dream when I want.. fred lies a dream to himself most nights, i cant wait for him to move to Barcelona .. I would doubt the Catalans are getting excited about the prospect.


 
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Rude Fred at a recent Rally announces he is the FARC of mountain bike forums
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Posted : 17/05/2009 1:10 am
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Sorry, did you say something? I was not bothered enough to take any notice.

Fancy a game of Chess?

Anyway, enough of this nonsense. I shall endeavour to be polite but firm, the next time these bods pay me a visit. They don't bother me, nearly as much as I seem to bother some people on here, so I spose I should be grateful.

Hey ho.

Night all!

XXX


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 1:15 am
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I have a high threshold of pain when it comes to idiots and fools posting on forums

Well it would appear not.

Personally I can't imagine [i]ever[/i] being offended by anything anyone ever posts on here - why should I be ? Although I accept that some people for whatever reasons, do. I [i]do[/i] very very occasionally, get very slightly annoyed. Invariably it's because of some callous remark someone has made concerning either animal cruelty, or someone else's personal circumstances. But other than that, nothing that anyone ever posts on here upsets me.

I think you're over emphasising with the 'cheerleader' remark - I don't think he has any. Well not that I can say I've noticed any. What there is, is quite a few users who recognise that he's a bit of a character who adds a bit of colour to the forum. Certainly whilst I'm prepared to defend him when the miserable brigade start whingeing, I'm also perfectly prepared to give him stick, ridicule him, and slag him off if I feel he warrants it.

Personally I can't see any problem.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 1:29 am
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What there is, is quite a few users who recognise that he's a bit of a character who adds a bit of colour to the forum

Thats quite true however given the frequency of his posts his online persona is clearly important to him. Unlike many on here who post sporadically I would even say it plays a major part in how he constructs his day and social life. To say he is not bothered etc etc sounds of "protesting too much"
Given that, he needs to ensure he doesnt sh*t in his own backyard too much, or the focus of his whole waking hours may be withdrawn, again!


 
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