[Closed] Hello im new!

[i]i think some of these comments may mean she'll never post a pic... [/i]

ah, ugly* then is she? it won't matter to the majority on here
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*only kidding 😉

The vultures have assembled.

Now i'm hurt. You never asked me for a picture.

Never asked me either, i'm a newbie too. **Cries into both hands**

post your pictures here [url] http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/mugshots [/url] most other people have

hello! *waves*

Thanks rocketdog, i feel much better now.

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Brilliant cartoon.

xckd is the awesomes.
Hi and welcome to the very strangest of places. If you avoid threads about helmets you will be fine.

what is an EMP cannon?

anyway, it's not just assholes going on about stuff.....

ok, it's just assholes going on about stuff.... carry on...

Electromagnetic pulse in cannon form.

If you are very lucky as it seems I am you may be revered as a mythical being, and have the title 'Fred' bestowed upon you. I feel somewhat honoured, personally.

I think it's possible they might be actually taking the piss though. Hmm.

Rocketdog; EMP= Electro Magnetic Pulse cannon; a weapon designed to knacker electronic devices such as computers and that. Don't ask me how it works, because I don't know. I'm not sure if Macs are impervious to such weapons though.

like the one in Oceans 11?

Make your own from an old microwave oven magnetron...

Oh I thought it mean EMPathy cannon, like the gun that Trillan fires at everyone in the H2G2 movie.
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There's not enough empathy on this forum, and definitely not enough pictures of Zooey.

have you watched "the happening" with zooey?, don't it's awful

"yes man" however was surprisingly good, and zooey sings

Oh I thought it mean EMPathy cannon, like the gun that Trillan fires at everyone in the H2G2 movie.

With that one sentence you've just confirmed about every single stereotype about this forum....

EMP create a electro magnetic radiation. The radiation will interact with anything electrical surging more electricity that was degisned through it damaging the equipment.

BontyBuns - Member

Brilliant cartoon.

My point.

I am a jean-yus 😀

Yes i understood, thanks. x

Come the the [url= http://www.BigBikeBash.co.uk ]Big Bike Bash[/url] in August and meet a load of us. no need to padlock your tent, honest

I thought only tyredoctor was allowed to shamelessly shoehorn his business link. Did you not get the memo? More seriously though why is the BBB not sensibly located; closer to god's own county say.

eth3er - You northerners get lots of events like HtN. These are good but we fancied something where we had sunshine and happiness. it there is any rain it will be imported and lightly sparkling.

Come on down, the south is a friendly place and the camp site is open all year so you can make a week or two holiday.