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Been lurking a while....laughed a fair bit....
Cv
Got a five and a ti road bike and a Cotic soul....thinking about a fat-bike or a 29r.next project has to be a classic colnago that I've had a while...
No Audi...yet,got an old Volvo...
Work in sales/account mgt
Live Scotland,Perth..
Single gsoh


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:16 pm
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Single?

Do you smell?


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:17 pm
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TROLL.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:18 pm
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Too far up north to be a troll. He doesn't live in Surrey! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Howdy FWIW. You'll like it round here... Not a lot, but you might just stick around long enough to get ridiculed for owning an Orange 5 and being a sheep!

See what I did there?


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:22 pm
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There's nothing for you here.........


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:22 pm
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Snappy forum name


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:31 pm
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,thanks my first dog will be called dave...just need to buy a house with a garden.....I thought the other machines would distract from the five...

It does seem ok here...most of the good guys are obvious.

I don't think I smell.....just in the broken heart stage ATM.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:34 pm
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Hmm - Lives in Perth. Must be either inbred or mental. Only inbreds staay in Perth and only mental folk move there.....


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:35 pm
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Spent most of my days in Edinburgh and will hopefully be moving back they're soonish...but I'd err on the mental side ๐Ÿ˜›


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 9:37 pm
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If I had a dog, I'd call it Jesus.

Then I can call him in of a night by shouting "Jesus!" at the back door.

When people ask me what I'm doing out walking I can say "I'm looking for Jesus."

When the Jovos come knocking and ask me if I've let Jesus into my life I can say "yes, he's under the sideboard."


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 10:18 pm
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Seriously get out now, don't let them take you alive.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 10:19 pm
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If I had a dog, I'd call it Jesus.

Then I can call him in of a night by shouting "Jesus!" at the back door.

When people ask me what I'm doing out walking I can say "I'm looking for Jesus."

When the Jovos come knocking and ask me if I've let Jesus into my life I can say "yes, he's under the sideboard."

LOL, no really lol, I have never heard that before but I bet it has been done before ๐Ÿ˜‰

Welcome BTW, you'll fit right in.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 10:24 pm
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Or taxi would be ok....."taxi,taxi"....


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 10:54 pm
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Single gsoh

Not that sort of website.

Welcome.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 11:41 pm
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Hi, hi, hi there...

Welcome to STW, Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 11:54 pm
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LOL, no really lol, I have never heard that before but I bet it has been done before

I made it up, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's been done before as well.

(and, thanks)


 
Posted : 22/10/2012 11:56 pm
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How long do I leave it before I can flog something ont classifieds?
What does viddy mean?
Does everyone here have nice dogs?


 
Posted : 23/10/2012 12:07 am