[Closed] Have a word with yourselves.

I only fall into the last category, but yes, I will have a word with myself.

I thought you did not work with Derek anymore

The people who moan about the price of Macmillan cakes this morning.

" £2 for a cup cake! Bit steep "

"No.... Give two quid to a good cause and get a cake for free, you tight get !! "

Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.

WTF are they doing wearing a hat when it's still summer? I cycled to work in a T shirt and shorts today....

Adults who wear 3/4 length combat shorts and flip-flops.

Had a word.

Didn't have the slightest clue what I was talking about.

• Anyone over the age of three wearing a onesie. Have some self-respect.

• Grown men wearing Inca stylie woolly hats.

Too ****ing right. I always feel an urge to grab those stupid ropey flappy bits and tie them in a knot in front of the wearer's face, preferably round a lamppost or to the back of a bin lorry or something.

Shopfitters.

Have a word with yourshelves.

Angry clothing fundamentalists: have a meditate with one's Self.

(Some lovely friends bought me a wool beanie hate but in all honesty the UK is too warm for it 361 days of the year)

Literary snobs, have a word with Will Self....

😥 I live in shorts and sandals 🙁

Schizophrenic, have a word with yourself.

Just been stood in the bank queue while the local loud mouth was at the counter, Crocs with socks !!! FFS, crocs in adults should be instant jail!! he`d have looked so much better in just socks!!

Get the **** over yourselves

People who get upset by silly threads on pushbike forums that are obviously meant as a lighthearted diversion to the real horrors of the world.

yes your OP was so obviously lighthearted, the bullet points and instruction for these types of people to 'have a word' just screamed joke.
the Will Self and schizo comments were obviously in jest, yours and a few others, not so.

but so as to join in on the joke...

Those that judge others by their own standards, have a word....ha ha ha ha

Men who pleasure themselves on trains. Apparently cases are increasing.

Nobody wants to see your pantograph being yanked. Have a word.

The only one I really object to is the Bluetooth earpiece thing. Is it still 2002?

yes your OP was so obviously lighthearted, the bullet points and instruction for these types of people to 'have a word' just screamed joke.
the Will Self and schizo comments were obviously in jest, yours and a few others, not so.

but so as to join in on the joke...

Those that judge others by their own standards, have a word....ha ha ha ha

Blimey 😯

Paranoid schizophrenics - Have a word with yourself

The only one I really object to is the Bluetooth earpiece thing. Is it still 2002?

4130s0ul:

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I purposefully chose a "Keep Calm and ..." poster cos they're the best and everyone loves them 🙂

Mogrim: thanks, needed that 🙂
Oh, and why the hell would anyone want to pleasure themselves on a train? no journey is that exciting

The Bluetooth headphone thing* always men, usually never anyone who looks like the kind of person Obama needs to call when the shit really hits the fan, other accoutrements include - keys on a belt clip, at the front of the ill fitting jeans and white trainers.

*Sweeping humourous observation
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I've got a woolly hat with ear flaps, because I get chronic ear pain when it's cold, or even a bit breezy, and normal woolly hats don't work. I'm not wearing a headband either

If it ruins your day, look somewhere else

Adults on micro-scooters...... Wind it in

Adults on micro-scooters

Jolly men with white beards and red cloaks, have a word with your elves.

Blokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are [b]not[/b] an individual.

Anagram enthusiasts - avhe a rwod twhi uyoslevrse

Narcoleptic programmers - Have a char(122) with yourselves

Putting a globe on display in Ikea.

Have a world with your shelves.

Was on a bus yesterday alsongside a group of Student programmers OMFG! Think of a live "what tyres for..." debate on here. they were sat at the back of the top deck and I could see everyone else look at them quite intently as they got up and went down the stairs as if they were some previsouly unknown species in a zoo.

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Blokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are not an individual.

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!AAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

this^ and the 'cockateil' hairdo 'trend'... C0ck alright.

^ If i saw someone like that in the woods he'd have a Highroller II stripe up the back of his hed before you could say hipster douchebag! A retro 26er of course 😉

Nonono - allow the youth their style embarrassments, just take photo's for later. After all at least he's not showing his pants and walking like a penguin 'cos his belt is round his knees

Grumpy old men to the fore 😆

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if I have a word with my self it always turns into a fight.

Adults on micro-scooters...... Wind it in

I'm a pretty nice, live-and-let-live kind of person, but when I see grown up men and women commuting on scooters I do judge them a little bit.

Had a word.

Didn't have the slightest clue what I was talking about.

P.S Any update on the steak bake.

Blokes who are following the beard and slickback hair trend (no doubt with a tattoo "sleeve")
Have a word with yourself: You are not an individual.

My wife hates this trend ,i have a promise of a one way ticket to Syria for even thinking about doing it .

My wife hates this trend ,i have a promise of a one way ticket to Syria for even thinking about doing it .

Always have an exit strategy

I have , i'ts a ticket to Iraq.