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[Closed] Has the world moved on without me?

theotherjonv · 2009-02-23T12:36:50Z

OK, I'm nearly 40, and I don't go out much any more by choice but I'm not what I'd call naive, or prudey, or owt like that. But this weekend I was at a friend's birthday do, in a city centre bar type place, and in the toilets was a machine dispensing items just as there has always been. Sensible in these times, even. But this machine also dispensed other items, let's call it a vibrating pleasure ring. Now like I say I'm not a prude, so I was passingly aware such items existed. But I thought they were the preserve of specialist outlets, not pub vending machines. But it got me further thinking (and hence the question). Who buys these things? I can understand you go to a bar; you chat someone up, it's all going very well and you might get lucky but blast - the condom in your wallet has gone out of date! No bother - I'll get one from the gents. But who buys a vibrating c**k ring on a whim? How do you introduce that idea to your lucky lady who you just met an hour ago? Do you just slip it on and hope she doesn't mind? Or am i truly out of touch and all the kids have them nowadays?

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NZCol

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Yeah i saw them too and being that i had plenty of loose change i bought one, i think we were in a service station on the M1 actually ? Anyway, without too much detail possibly one of the strangest things i have experienced, missus agreed. Right up there with that minty lubricant which was like putting Vix vaporub on your c0ck. Anyway, i'll stick to my flaggelation and s3x swing thanks very much....

Posted : 23/02/2009 9:18 pm

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