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The Southern Yeti - Member
Do what love?
Right... look... I'm about to get my way with a lesbian here... do you really need to use such misogynistic language?Jeez
Oh!
I remember now 😉
OK then binners, but you'll have to keep it from elfin, he's quite the jealous type by all accounts...
The genesis will take about four to six weeks yeti - need to buy clippy shoes and stuff - woohoo!
he's quite the jealous type by all accounts...
Misogynistic as well apparently.
Shocking.
I've long held him as a bastion of moral sensibility.
*is let down*
I feel let down 🙁
and racist. Don't forget racist. See. I'm a bit of catch in comparison 😀
Okay Binners... my plans are all up in the air at the moment... ASL?
I feel let down
Well, to completely piss on your chips. I just found this out 🙁
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Ooh it's like sophies choice binners 😛
I've been suffering with the most [i]terrible[/i] wind last two days, was keeping me up at night. But I've just had some Cardamom seeds, and within just a few minutes, things have eased considerably. 😀
NOooooOOOO Jamie NOOOOOOOOOO!
Please say it aint so!!!!!??!!!
RIP
I'll be wearing black on the trails this weekend 🙁
Please say it aint so!!!!!??!!!
Unfortunately it's so......
I'll be wearing black on the trails this weekend
Tomorrow, i'm going be lifting in the gym dressed like him in tribute.
I've been suffering with the most terrible wind last two days
I've never found you sooooo attractive. 😯
Yeti - I think Sammy Lou will have more luck....
I think you may have transferred your wind by osmosis Fred. You've done that on purpose, haven't you? You swine!!!
*PARP*
@Jamie - Genuine laugh out loud. Chapeau.
Although I am drinking 8% cider so it might not be so funny tomorrow.
I've never found you sooooo attractive
That's what I love about the internet. All 'interests' are catered for.
Personally, I blame Jamie
I tell you Binners, it's bin bloody uncomfortable and no mistake. Shooduv had the Cardamom earlier.
Ear, Emma; birds get wind and that too you know don't try to pretend you don't.
One lass, I used to get her to massage me belly if I was a bit backed up. Used to get things moving in no time. 😀
What? It's romantic...
Fex sake, show some respect!
Let's just have a moment to reflect.
I'm too emotional right now...going to have to sit in the garden and reflect......
p.s personally, I blame binners.
Omg elfin we are made for eachother. I fart all the time and I love belly rubs. I'm also a giver 😀
And how, exactly, have you deduced that, you dizzy mare?
Awww I just realised how much I hurt your feelings. I'm sorry. Belly rub do ya!? 8)
[Lies down. Pulls top up. Exposes belly]
*swoons*
Off to bed. Bye 😀
See? Even the [i]thought[/i] of my belly is guaranteed to get women into bed... 🙂
Where is Emsz today then? Heavy night?
Poor little thing. 🙁
Nah, I'm in, wasn't a heavy night, was lovely dinner. (carbonara, that I couldn't finish.)
Went shopping today, lolled around since then. DVD in a bit (Max and Mary, seen it before but luv it) and bottle of wine. Am old now, no more fun 😆
no more fun
Never say never...
Everyone else posts predictable twee boring crap
I'm hurt Elfin, I was so proud that I found satan singing happy birthday
*runs off and sobs uncontrollably*
never gonna happen, Yeti. 😆
luved all my birthday vids Tazzy, Satan was funny.
I'm sorry, Tazzy. I missed the satan thingy. 🙁
Am old now, no more fun
Don't be so silly. Now, you can concentrate on growing old discracefully.... 😉
*sniffs up a snot bubble, wipes eyes and feels better*
S'funny, really does make a difference, feels weird some-how, it's just a number, I know, but not being a teenager is different.
Wait until you realise you're closer to 40 than 20!
closer to 60 than 20 aint great either 😯
*feels better after Junky's unpleasent jibe on another thread*
WTF! Assassins Creed is well weird!!
press A to make the babys leg move LOL!!
I fancied that actually.
i am only 40 but obviously the statement is true and now I feel old. I wish I had not had that thought 😥
nah, you're alright... it's 41 you got to worry about.
31 was tougher than 30. 32 is looming and I'm miles from adulthood.
TBH the only one that bothered me was turning 20. Like emsz said I thought I would be a grown up once I was no longer a teenager and lif would be boring...how little I knew.
re ageing as I always say it is better than the alternative.
I know people i went to school with who died of natural causes... everyday a gift etc.
31 was tougher than 30. 32 is looming and I'm miles from adulthood.
Hi-five 31 year old buddy!
🙁 I'm still suffering from turning 50. ruddy kids today wheres my werthers? grumble mutter
I don't remember any birthday from 17-21 to I've decided I'm still 20 (best not to go crazy)
20 hasn't quite slipped into my long term memory yet. Right now I just can't remember it.
Getting old really doesn't bother me unless I place my age in the context of what society expects me to be doing. People I went to school with are acting like they're in their forties... 😀
So, you up for SITS?
Hi-five 31 year old buddy!
It's like we could be twins.
i am still the pit bitch for this SITS thingy?
I will do some laps if you really want but more interested in the craic tbh