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A previous boss used to say of beards: Never cultivate on your face what grows wild up the crack of your arse...


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:26 pm
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Just say: "I'll shave when you do!!"


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:27 pm
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And who the hell is Piggie?

Today I've posted on threads about footie, motorbikes, old bands, Kwik Fit, shuttlecocks, racing, old albums & child abuse.

I don't think I've offended anyone.
Sorry if I have.
Let me know if so and I'll apologise.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:37 pm
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It was the one about the child RS 🙁

To be fair, I could see you were trying to get a good point across and were trying to word it properly. Only teasing. 😛


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:39 pm
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Ok.
I feel awful now.

All I said initially was 'what would you suggest we do about it?'

It was a serious question.

I work in care.
I think we should look out for the vulnerable.

I feel really awful now.

I'm off to bed.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:43 pm
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FFS DD, now look what you've - forty something minutes in the naughty corner, off you go...


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:48 pm
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That deadlydarcy is such a bastard 😡


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:51 pm
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🙁

Sorry, I've let the thread down. I've let STW down. But most of all, I've let myself down.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:51 pm
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That deadlydarcy is such a bastard

But handsome with it. 😉


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:52 pm
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+1 uselesshippie.....

if you can, do. if you can't, don't.

surely the joy of having a beard is not wasting time every other morning/evening checking that you've not missed something. if you are that precious about your appearance then don't bother letting your facial hair grow.

i really don't understand those that put all the effort in to have a clean shaven beard. my B-in-L does it. it must take him longer poncing around in front of the mirror than it would if he just clean shaved it all off... and it looks shit (not my opinion, my GF's).

i shave about once every three months and when i do i'll use the clippers and i get down to a #2. in the meantime i'll trim my top lip once every 10 days or so....

time rich, beard rich.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:55 pm
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But handsome with it.

T'is always the way. The more rugged they are, the bigger the bastard.

...and Darcy is one rugged bastard.


 
Posted : 31/07/2013 10:57 pm
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Did someone mention half a beard!
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Posted : 31/07/2013 11:45 pm
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Hmm. I completely forgot about sweaty-helmet-strap-rash 😐


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 7:46 pm
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Eh, what rash? I don't get one, strap too tight? What


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 8:34 pm
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This is on your face, yes? Please say it is. 😐


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 8:54 pm
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Thing is, the hobo look can be pretty sexy IF you carry it off correctly by showering twice including scrubbing your hair, cutting your nails, cutting your ear/nasal hair etc etc.

HTH 😉


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 8:54 pm
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showering twice

Back to back, or over the course of the day?


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 8:56 pm
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And frequent pant changes.


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:02 pm
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And frequent pant changes.

Today has been ridonkulous for sweaty bettys.


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:11 pm
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Back to back, or over the course of the day?

Jamie dahling - look at GC, he may look a little unkempt BUT he'll be freshly showered and freshly clothed especially boxers, plain obviously. Us wimminz adore him. 😀


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:31 pm
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I've done 2 pairs of trunks* 1 bib shorts, 2 showers, clean and cut my nails AND used the beard trimmer with no guard on my neck to raise my beard line.

*the beckham kind not the speedo kind.


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:36 pm
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Krypton- if you look like that who gives a poop what you do with your facial hair?!??!! !?!?!? 😉

FWIW I prefer smoooooth ..... 😆


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:39 pm
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Er, obviously you by your latter statement?

Ok, smooth it is *trims pubes*


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:42 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 01/08/2013 9:47 pm
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Kryton - in answer to your question, I would suggest a little tidy up for the office.

Anyone remember John Kettley, the weather broadcaster? His beard always looked immaculate.


 
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