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Just release your inner rastafarian.
for the love of all that is holy,
But being only 58 is alright though, right?
Asking for a friend…
In my, sorry, my friends, defence its to keep hair out the piercings (so that they heal properly… honest!).
Pam St Clement has lost weight.....
Well jel, just shaved mine all off.
They say no man is an island.
They've obviously not seen the top of my head.....
What a disgrace,a proper Samurai would have those brows tidied up🤣😉
That second pic has a look of a poor man’s mick jagger!
Nigel Heseltine was my first thought...
*s****s*
So, is it 62 now? You’re amongst friends…
Yup - 62 1/2
Anything but a man bun! 🤦♂️
Another 'The Cure'-inspired suggestion for you...
There is only one true haircut (which I believe round here is colloquially known as a binners!)
All other things aside TJ, all of these clever bastards throwing peanuts probably lost half of theirs a decade or two ago.
If there's one thing I'm good at it's growing hair. I'm somewhere between James Hetfield and Barry Gibb right now, but you're winning a War On Grey that I'm rapidly losing.
Aye - the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads. vain? Moi?
Also its my midlife crisis. I worked for it and deserve it. Red sports car next. Well Hellooooo young lady Want to come for a ride in my Jaaaaaaaag?
the main reason I have grown it is to piss off the slapheads. vain? Moi?
Not only have you got all that hair you don't even have the decency to have a good spread of grey tucked in it. While my mid 40s head is more grey than 50 shades.
Its my revenge 'cos you slapheads stole my testosterone. I also cannot grow a proper beard
Its actually much more grey than it looks in those pics and a lot thinner than it used to be. Back in the 70s I had a full Crystal Tipps hairdo
Get yourself a proper perm. Full on Kevin Keegan 70s special
Lockdown meant my hair didn’t get cut, which meant that a day outdoors wearing a hat to avoid 3rd degree burns meant my hair just got long and lank and sweaty.
Five minutes with my beard trimmer and the #1 comb and I was nice and comfortable. <br />All my friends said I should have given in to the inevitable and done it years before. It works, people who don’t know me assume I’m in my early fifties.
Seventy next year. 😎
Time for an update? Seeing as you lot wete useless with your advice i still have not had a haircut
Man bun
Ponytail
Full Dougal
Full Dougal is the winner there.
The jury's out, but Man Bun is definitely the loser.
Full Dougal isn't wildly dissimilar to my own, though it's a little shorter currently because I'm halfway between annual haircuts.
You look like a Pound Shop Denethor.
Is that what you're going for?
All 3 look like a local bloke here who talks to the bins in the park
All 3 look like a local bloke here who talks to the bins in the park
Ooft.
That Gail Platt from Corrie has let herself go...😜
Edit to say that I've a head like a cue ball, I'm just jealous!
My heart rate increases when I see this thread reappear on the first page again. Not sure if its fear or excitement
Also the thread is one year old - is presumably the title is no longer accurate. Are we being catfished?
Number 3 is full Frank in Shameless?
LOLz
unge
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Mullet. With a ‘tash ideally too.
That would be pretty bloody epic, I'd donate to charity to see that!
Ditto
C'mon TJ! Business up front and party at the back
Wait until I go to Australia. gonna go full on bogon
Go for it tj, gives the slapheads something else to moan about!
Not a slaphead, yet, but apart from the ‘tash and goatee, the rest of my head gets a once over with a trimmer with a 1.5mm comb fitted, once or twice a week and it’s the best decision I made, four years ago. I reckon it’s saved me nearly £1000 in haircuts.
I just have to avoid sunburn. That from a 70 yr old man.
**** me, how often did you go for a haircut? Over four years, not going to the hairdresser would have saved me about fifty quid.
tjagain
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Wait until I go to Australia. gonna go full on bogon
The way I see it tj you are currently rocking this hairstyle:
Now, that's fine but I think we both know this is what you really want to see in the mirror because who wouldn't:
Now, you can either choose to fight your instincts, or to go with them and embrace the man you want to be.
Dare to dream my friend, dare to dream.
TJ's evil twin ^^
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